The Facebook Break-Up Notifier.

Taking Internet stalking and creeping to a whole new level thanks to this specially designed application for Facebook users.

It couldn’t be simpler just sign into your Facebook account via the app’s website allow it to access your profile’s information, mark off those friends you have who your interested in but are currently spoken for and the app will immediately send you an e-mail when they have broken up with their partners and are back on the single market. It doesn’t even give them time to wipe away those salty tears of relationship failure giving you the chance to pounce from the long grass and coerce them into having regretful rebound sex. Isn’t technology wonderful?

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