Beckham Was Nearly Killed By A Beer Can.

England’s prince of football was nearly killed last night by a flying beer can during an MLS soccer game between LA Galaxy and Toronto FC.

The horrifying incident happened just before Becks took a corner kick, which resulted in an equalising goal, as the empty beer can traveling at over 100mph landed only inches from his metro-sexual hair. Beckham, quite clearly shaken from his ordeal bravely retrieved the can, which experts believe would have been white hot due to the speed at which it had been thrown, and brandished it at the crowd of Toronto supporters in an act of defiance.

The game ended 2-2.

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