Trailer For New Hitman Game Looks…

'Strippergram for Max Mosley.'

What the hell have they done? This latest trailer, (entitled Attack Of The Saints), for Square Enix’s Hitman: Absolution game, set for release later this year, looks like a deleted scene from a self indulgent Tarantino/Rodriguez movie.

Leather clad, dominatrix style nuns with automatic weapons and a rocket launcher…in the rain? What’s next, Agent 47 battles it out with a Sharktopus?

We had high hopes for this latest installment of the Hitman franchise but following this trailer it seems the game has veered right off the road into a ditch covered in piss soaked nettles.

The only plus point is the Daily Mail will have a fucking aneurysm over this.



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