Avast! Trailer For Ayrton Senna Documentary.

There are only a few events in history where you can remember where you were and what you were doing at that exact moment and the death of Formula One racing driver Ayrton Senna was for us at least one of those moments. Sitting in a house full of people recovering from a hangover from a party the night before, devouring a large fry up we all watched Senna career into the concrete crash barrier during the San Marino Grand Prix in 1994. At first none of us were that concerned for the Brazilian as we had through the years watched him destroy racing cars in the most spectacular fashion, but as time elapsed it was apparent that Senna had taken part in his last race.

The trailer above is for the comprehensive documentary entitled simply Senna about the Formula One driver which charts the life and death of the man as he clashes with authority off the track and dazzles crowds on the track. Stubborn, enigmatic, charitable, (donating millions of his own money to his native Brazil) and at times militant the documentary covers every aspect of Senna’s life. (via Hey U Guys)

Avast! Cage Has Gunfight Sex! (NSFW)

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During a bout of vigorous coitus actor Nicolarse Gage engages not one but three thugs in a seedy motel room, disposing of them individually in a stylistic yet violent manner, without loosing his rhythm or missing a single stroke as he continues to pleasure a large breasted maiden. Yes, this is a very NSFW clip from Gage’s new film Drive Angry which tells the story of Milton a troubled soul who has broken out of hell, (yes, you read that right the first time), and is racing against the clock to stop an evil cult which murdered his daughter and is now about to sacrifice a baby. Joining him on his quest is Amber Heard who plays something or other and various things happen along the way as they’re pursued by some guy and other fartblossom shit!

Drive Angry is released in the UK next month and it’s in 3DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yep. We feel the same way Nicolarse.

Mullets, Lager, Guns & Techno.

This is a trailer for a Dutch film released at the end of last year called New Kids Turbo based on five characters who feature in a hit television comedy series in Holland called, surprisingly, New Kids. The film basically outlines how these five lager drinking, tracksuit wearing, techno listening wasters, (chavs if you’re in England, neds if you’re in Scotland and rednecks if you’re in America), end up dealing with civil unrest in their home town due to the country’s economic collapse. Apparently they end up arming themselves to the teeth following a visit to a local farmer who also happens to be a survivalist Nazi.

80s band Kajagoogoo reinvent themselves for their big comeback.

Below is the promotional music video by Dutch happy hardcore DJ Paul Elstak, whose music features heavily throughout the film. Guns and pumping techno? What more do you want from a movie?

Avast! The Tapes Trailer.

This week sees the release of a teaser trailer for the British horror flick The Tapes. The plot for this low budget slasher film centres around several video tapes recovered at the scene of a grisly murder, (no, not the killing of a bear). One of which has footage of a weird ritual accidentally filmed by three youths who were taping their Big Brother auditions at the time. The tapes were filmed in February 2008 and the victim’s families…WOAH! Hold on a minute!…’taping their Big Brother auditions at the time‘…Well! We know who we’ll be siding with throughout the course of this movie. (via HeyUGuys)

Two gormless Big Brother hopefuls...who hopefully meet a grisly end...(no, not the genitalia of a bear. Jesus!)

Avast! Trailer For The Ward.

"I can't be sure, but it does look like my career"

Carpenter is back bitches! It’s been way too long since cult film director John Carpenter, he of Halloween, The Thing and Escape From New York fame, graced us with his cinematic presence. The 62 year-old has done next to nothing since 2001 when his glorious sci-fi failure Ghosts Of Mars, starring Jason ‘wot you fackin’ starin’ at?’ Statham, bombed at the box office. But now he’s back with a new film called The Ward and judging by the trailer it looks…well…it looks like a steaming bag of shit! Maybe it’s the way the trailer has been edited together but it reeks of 80s straight -to-video slasher flick and has disappointed the entire crew here. First Postlethwaite then Rafferty and now this?! F@ck you 2011.

You may of course disagree with our assumptions.

Avast! Trailer For Mission In-Frickin-Sanity.

Go! Go! Go! Here’s the trailer for the fifth installment of The Fast and The Furious franchise creatively entitled Fast Five. Fans will be pleased to know that Vin Diesel and Paul Walker continue  their homoerotic bromance for each other but this time they’re off to the slums of Rio, where no doubt vacuum sealed t-shirts will be soaked through with sweat as they’re pursued by none other than The Rock himself. Actually the prospect of both Diesel and Johnson sharing screen time together could lead to a rip in the space time continuum due to the overload of testosterone and facial grimacing. This shit just got real!

I'll think you'll find my shirt is the tightest.

Avast! Thor Trailer

It’s hammer time! Here’s the latest trailer for Marvel’s newest superhero movie directed by Blighty’s very own Kenneth Branagh. Thor stars Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman and a whole host of others. The movie deals with Thor’s origin story and how his father Odin banishes him to earth from his home Asgard, where he then spends most of his time in a semi-naked state, falling in love with Natalie Portman whilst swinging around a big f@ck-off hammer. Sounds like the perfect life.

Avast! The Fighter Trailer.

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Boom, boom , boom, boom. Ding, ding, ding ding. Smack, smack, smack, smack. This trailer, for David O’ Russell’s new movie The Fighter certainly does have a certain rhythm to it. Starring Mawky Mawk and Christian Bale it tells the story of the early years of pro boxer ‘Irish’ Mickey Ward with a special cameo appearance, which we hope will get a nod from the Academy, by Bale’s eye mole.



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Avast! Source Code Trailer.

It’s basically Quantum Leap meets Groundhog Day meets Agatha Christie. Jake Gyllenhaal plays some sort of military captain who can travel in time to relive the last eight minutes of  a person’s life. Just so happens the person’s body he wakes up in is on board a train which will eventually blow up. So he has only eight minutes to find out who planted the bomb in a train which also  happens to be populated by the most sinister and suspicious looking characters in movie history.

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Avast! Green Lantern Trailer Leaked!

Here’s a first look at director Martin Campbell’s take on the super hero Green Lantern. It stars Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, a fighter pilot, who encounters an alien who passes Hal a special ring which grants him superpowers and a cheesy CGI super hero costume, with bulges in all the right places.

Look at the size of that boy's heed! It's like an orange on a toothpick.

Now watch the video below. A trailer edited together by an avid fan of The Green Lantern over a year ago with Nathan Fillion in the lead role with spliced together sequences from a host of films. Is it just us or is the tone of this trailer a hundred times better than that of Martin Campbell’s film? Don’t pretend you couldn’t really care because the day this world stops caring about men in tight fitting spandex is the day the world will stop spinning.