Nicki Minaj Sings About Her Arse.

Here’s the official video for the new Nicki Minaj single Anaconda, which is a song about her arse. Not about poverty, inequality, racism, war or love, just solely a song about her arse and how amazing her large arse is. Her lyrics sound like a typical substance induced Facebook rant by someone whose school years were spent sniffing glue:

Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

These are the end of times my friend.

Ariana Grande’s New Music Video Has Rocket Boobs!

I have no idea who Ariana Grande is, but apparently she’s some pop pixie and her full time job is to warble and dress all sexy like. If you don’t know who she is you’ll certainly remember her name after watching her latest music video for her single Break Free.

Like a weary Barbarella parody this video manages to contain something special, something no other video to date has included, something which could be referred to as a ‘game changer’, because this music video has…ROOOOOOOOCKET BEEEEWWWWWBBBBSSSS!

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Paolo Nutini’s Iron Sky Video Is Amazing

For those of you unfamiliar with the work of Scottish singer Paolo Nutini here’s his latest music video for his single Iron Sky. It’s an amazing piece of film loaded with a powerful political and social message, there’s even a mid-section which plays part of Charlie Chaplin’s infamous speech from his movie The Great Dictator.

Iron Sky was directed by Daniel Wolfe, whose other work you can check out over on his Vimeo page

Weird Al Yankovic Is Tacky.

Here’s the official video for Weird Al Yankovic’s new song Tacky which is an unashamed cover of Pharrell William’s massive hit Happy.

Just like all the songs Weird Al has recorded before he highlights the absurdity of pop culture and human behaviour. Lyrics below.

“Tacky”

[Verse 1:]
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid
I instagram every meal I’ve had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay

[Chorus:]
(because I’m tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(because I’m tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs
(because I’m tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(because I’m tacky)
If you’re okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

[Verse 2:]
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like ‘Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?’ (what?)
Well, now I’m dropping names almost constantly
That’s what Kanye West keeps telling me, here’s why

[Chorus:]
(because I’m tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(because I’m tacky)
Got my new resume it’s printed in Comic Sans
(because I’m tacky)
Think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(because I’m tacky)
If you think that’s just fine, then, you’re probably tacky, too

[Bridge:]
Bring me shame, can’t nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can’t nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can’t nothing
Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
Bring me shame, can’t nothing
Bring me shame, I said

[Chorus:]
(because I’m tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
(because I’m tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I’m on a date
(because I’m tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(because I’m tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they’re free
(because I’m tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
(because I’m tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(because I’m tacky)
If I’m bitten by a zombie, I’m probably not telling you
(because I’m tacky)
If you don’t think that’s bad, guess what, then you’re tacky, too

New MIA Music Vid Features 3-D Printed Guns & Drones.

Just like every other music video M.I.A produces her new one Double Bubble Trouble is sure to court even more controversy.

It features an array of threatening characters showing off their sword collections and smoking skills, while garnished with neon gang tattoos, armed with guns manufactured from a 3-D printer.

This futuristic version of thugs and gang life takes place on a bleak housing estate peppered with female dancers and neon coloured drones. Unlike her previous videos this one was self-directed and for the sharp eyed out there it features a blink and you’ll miss him cameo from M.I.A dancer and star of the Born Free video Whyte Boi.

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