WWE’s Jim Ross Commentates Last Night’s Brazil v Germany Game.

The Internet is awash with memes and jokes today pertaining to Brazil’s decimation at the hands, (or feet), of Germany in last night’s 7-1 World Cup, semi-final trouncing.

As football fans the world over looked on in quite disbelief someone went and edited together a video of all the goals accompanied by commentary from WWE’s Jim Ross.

How To Win A Street Fight With Just Moving Your Head.

The guy in this video is known as ‘Fight Smart Trav’ and you can visit his official site to learn more about self defence and how to protect yourself if you are unfortunate enough to find yourself and the wrong end of a beating.

What’s fascinating about this video is the fact that Trav doesn’t throw a single punch in defence, he merely bobs, weaves and moves his head. He’s so quick that his opponents soon tire and the challenge is over.

Chart a course for Fight Smart Trav’s website HERE.

Brazilian Biker Pretends To Faint During GP.

I’ve seen plenty of footballers diving for a penalty and the odd boxer faking a knockout but I’ve never seen a biker pretending to faint during a Grand Prix.

“During the Rio Grande do Sul State Moto Grand Prix, competitor Marlinton dos Reis Teixeira – known by his nickname Kalunga – was unable to make a turn on the rainy track and slipped. He lost precious seconds trying to return to the race and decided to go for a red flag by pretending to faint in the middle of the track. Several racers passed by him and luckily Kalunga was not hit. The MotoRacing Association of Rio Grande do Sul State found out about Kalunga’s apparent faint and banned the rider from the championship.”

A to the S to the S to the HOLE.

WWF Legends – The Minimalist Posters.

I’m a huge sucker for all kinds of minimalist pop culture themed posters. There’s something uniquely clinical and succinct about them, which is why I nearly had an aneurysm when I discovered these.

They’re created by BAMItsBernie who has his very own Etsy shop, where you can purchase these prints of  the World Wrestling Federation legends which not only pay tribute to some of the most famous characters in sports entertainment from back in the day, but also reference each wrestler’s signature move. Bernie states:

Most avid fans of 80′s and 90′s wrestling would attribute its success not only to the wrestlers’ ability to entertain the crowd, but the spirit of the unique, well-branded characters compared to culture’s current indistinguishable counterparts. The WWF Legends Minimalist Poster Series became a challenge to tap into this theory to its rawest form and create designs that evoke the trademark personalities of the golden era of wrestling entertainment.
Each poster features the simplest of visual elements that are iconic to the respective wrestler, as well as their signature finishing move. Aged element for vintage/retro feel to fit with the appropriate time reference, and finished off with my BAM moniker insignia.

Chart a course for the entire collection HERE.





British Papers Make Olympic Sized Mistake.

Yet another shining example of the British press. Not one but two papers today made the same mistake. The Daily Express and The Mirror published the pictures of the Dutch dressage team instead of the British dressage team. The Dutch won bronze, the Brits won gold. Attention to detail, that’s why the British press are the best in the world.

Three Things About The London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony.

Image from Mirror.co.uk

I tuned in last night as most of the rest of you did too. Not to marvel at the spectacle of what £27m can buy you these days in pyrotechnics and special effects but to find out what Danny Boyle had up his sleeve and I wasn’t disappointed. Here’s three things which caught my eye during the proceedings:

1) The 55 year-old movie director somehow managed for a few seconds to subtly hi-jack the Olympics to make a political protest about impending cuts to the NHS in the next coming months by putting on a celebratory section of the ceremony highlighting the importance of the British National Health Service. It started with joyful bouncy children being wheeled into the arena by nurses on oversized hospital beds, only for them to suddenly become frightened and terrorised by evil dark forces led by a giant Voldermort. A dig perhaps at the British dream of retaining the NHS under threat by the current coalition Government?

Conservative MP for Cannock Chase, Adian Burley, also noticed the somewhat left of centre theme during the ceremony and made the mistake of taking to Twitter to voice his opinion on the matter by tweeting:

‘The most leftie opening ceremony I have ever seen – more than Beijing, the capital of a communist state! Welfare tribute next?’

Which he quickly followed up with:

‘Thank God the athletes have arrived! Now we can move on from leftie multi-cultural crap. Bring back red arrows, Shakespeare and the Stones.’

He has since deleted his entire account. Important side-note: This is the same Aiden Burley who was forced to step down recently as a ministerial aide for attending a Nazi themed stag party.

During a post-ceremony interview Danny Boyle was actually questioned as to why he felt the need to include the NHS at all:

‘One of the reasons we put the NHS in the show is that everyone is aware of how important the NHS is to everybody in this country. We believe, as a nation, in universal healthcare. It doesn’t matter how poor you are, how rich you are, you will get treated.’

Of course the Internet didn’t let this subtle political statement go unnoticed.

2) A German delegate stands and appears to give a Nazi salute as Team Germany enter the stadium, much to the amusement of Boris Jonson and Camilla Parker Bowles who were seated behind him.

3) The Queen seemed to be really enjoying herself!