Crystal Palace Cheerleaders Do Call Me Maybe.

Out of all the recent Internet parodies and covers of this infuriatingly catchy song Call Me Maybe, this one featured above, by the Crystal Palace Cheerleaders, is quite simply the most bizarre.

Apart from the never ending display of over exaggerated campy head and hand movements the fact that the entire video takes place inside Selhurst Park just screams sexy. For Pete’s sake will someone please give these poor girls some shoes before the end up with Hepatitis.

French Runner Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad Is Everyone’s Least Favourite Athlete.

French athlete Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad could be facing some form of disciplinary action ahead of the London Olympics. The runner won the European Championship’s 3000 metre steeplechase in Helsinki on Sunday and instead of celebrating or even catching his breath he approached the championship’s mascot ‘Appy’, smacked a gift bag from the mascot’s hands and shoved the mascot backwards.

The mascot suit was being worn by a 14 year-old girl and now the 27 year-old athlete is set to face the wrath of championship organisers who were furious at Benabbad’s actions. Of course this isn’t the first time the runner has courted controversy in 2010 he won the same race, this time in Barcelona, and once again approached a track mascot asked the person inside to kneel before him before pushing the mascot to the ground, (see video below) and just last year the Frenchman was involved in a track-side bust-up between team mate Mehdi Baala where a series of punches and a headbutt all completely missed their targets in a hilarious display of petulance.

Eric Kelly May Be The Greatest Boxing Trainer In History.

If he isn’t then he has to be one of the funniest.

First impressions might lead you to assume that Mr Kelly is arrogant, rude and disrespectful towards the people who train at the Church Street Boxing Gym in New York where he works. But then you discover that those training there are  none other than Wall Street bankers and city traders which means Mr Kelly is well within rights to verbally abuse them. And with such flair too.

British Birdman Invades US Open Trophy Presentation.

Golf is one of those sports that reeks of elitism and ostentatiousness, so imagine my delight when this nutcase managed to sneak past security to invade Webb Simpson’s winning interview, dressed in a Union Jack tea cosy.

According to Simpson one of the greatest crimes imaginable is interrupting a winning golfer with bird sounds, a crime so heinous that immediate imprisonment is the only suitable punishment.

Some Rain Fell At A Football Match.

If you were unfortunate enough to sit through the France v Ukraine Euro 2012 match yesterday you would have witnessed commentators and sports pundits claim that the thunder storm which, suspended play for an hour, was of biblical proportions.

ITV’s Adrian Chiles, once expertly described as ‘a thumb in a suit‘ was on the brink of launching into an end of days rant such was the hysteria surrounding nothing more than some thunder and lightening which lasted only half an hour.

Of course with no actual football to broadcast for a full hour the cameras turned on the fans who, in typical sports fan style, made the most of the short lived inconvenience.

(image via Buzzfeed)

Rangers F.C. The Movie.

With news of a TV movie being made about the current Leveson Inquiry, into the practises and ethics of the British press, we think that the ongoing epic saga centred around Glasgow Rangers Football Club should also be considered for  a film adaptation.

Let’s face it, those of us familiar with this story know that since the club’s entry into administration back in February there’s been a series of shocking revelations, accusations of double dealings and deceit. Also, there’s a solid cast of main characters and the story up till now has been filled with outrageous twists and turns.

But what if this extraordinary confusing chronicle, about one of Glasgow’s most famous clubs, received a big screen adaptation? Who would flesh out those involved? We tried to come up with some suggestions and before this kicks off into an all too familiar stramash about Rangers and Celtic remember, this is just for a bit of much needed light relief from a completely neutral standpoint.

So sit back doon on yer arse and put oot that molotov cocktail.

Alec Baldwin as Rangers manager Ally McCoist.

 

Liam Neeson as ex-Rangers manager Walter Smith.

 

Peter McNichol as Rangers chairman Craig Whyte.

 

Rory McCann as Sales Sharks owner Brian Kennedy.

 

Gary Oldman as former Rangers director Paul Murray.

 

Stephen Fry as former Rangers chairman Sir David Murray.

 

Geoffrey Palmer as takeover consortium leader Charles Green

 

(Top), Mark Strong as BBC reporter Mark Daly. (Bottom) Stanley Tucci as Reporting Scotland's Chris Mclaughlin

 

Damien Lewis as Celtic manager Neil Lennon.

 

 

 

 

Scotland Beat Australia – Players Celebrate By Headbutting Each Other.

Not since 1982 has Scotland managed to win against The Wallabies but the boys in blue did just that today in Newcastle, Australia where they beat the World Cup runners up 9-6 in a thrilling test match played in horrendous conditions.

Apart from slotting over a late match winning penalty after the siren for full time had blown, the other highlight happened during the team’s celebrations when Alasdair Strokosch and Joe Ansbro accidentally clashed heads, leaving Ansbro with a healthy gash above his eye which needed stitches.

You can tell us Scots aren’t used to winning.

An Inspirational Video To Help You Move Your Arse!

The kid in this video is Matt and he has spastic cerebral palsy which means taking part in a school sports day race is incredibly difficult for him, on account of the limited movement his body allows.

The school Matt attends is Colonial Hills Elementary School and despite being given the opportunity to sit the 400m race out, his sheer determination put a great big line through that option.

Never do I want to hear the following phrases out of your mouth again: ‘I’m too tired‘, ‘I give up‘, ‘It’s too difficult‘, ‘The Apprentice is on the other channel right now‘.

Rugby Player ‘The Beast’ Would Have Made A Great Scaffolder.

Sharks player Tendai ‘The Beast’ Mtawarira is the living definition of a pair of safe hands.

Supporting his man during kick off and hanging onto him preventing a possible serious injury, The Beast is definately the kind of player you want on your team. Ballerinas around the world have just fainted watching this video.

Powerbreather Device Allows Swimmers To Breathe Continuously.

There’s nothing more annoying than having to breathe when you’re swimming. It’s such a hassle but apparently some egghead in a lab coat insists if you don’t you will ‘drown’. Thankfully someone has gone and invented a portable breathing device for swimmers called the Powerbreather, which means you’ll never need to lift your stupid, big head out of the water again. Hopefully this company can invent a portable propulsion device for swimmers too that way you won’t need to flap your feet or move your arms.

(via I Heart Chaos)