Avast! Adult Chocolate Milk.

No, it’s not a tacky bottle of Ann Summer’s naughty bingo bongo lube, nor is it something the porn industry would use as a ‘special effect’, it is in fact a bottle of delicious chocolate milk laced with strong Russian vodka. Apparently makers The Adult Beverage Company have a special secret alcoholic recipe which gives it a kick. A 40 proof kick to be exact. Other products from the same company include Adult Orange Cream, Adult Limeade, Adult Fruit Punch, yet sadly for us no Adult Lemonade. Oh the possibilities. If you would like to know more about this product then chart a course for the Adult Beverage Company’s main website HERE.