Binman in Camden Gets Drunk and Possibly Laid.

We’ve all at one time managed to nip to the pub for a cheeky wee pint during our lunch hour but this binman in Camden, London might have taken things a little too far during happy hour.

Still though you can’t fault the man for continuing with his shift, he even manages to chat up some talent. Women in Camden apparently can’t resist the old luminous yellow work trousers and wife beater vest combo on a man…who’s lying face down in the street.

(via Anorak News)

Afternoon Doubloons – Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Scientific proof that people with red hair are f@cking nails! (io9)

British Olympic athletes told not to shake hands with others – (Sky News)

Latest Mad Men advertising campaign comes under critical fire (Adweek)

One of the stars of the new comedy party movie Project X was in a porno (Film Drunk)

Can’t be bothered to learn how to play the piano, but still want to be able to play the piano? Japan is your friend. (Gamma Squad)

The dirtiest most unsporting moments in sporting history – (Bleacher Report)

Reporting Scotland suffers another bout of the dreaded ‘technical problems’, this time with added Nazis (You Tube)

Woman defrauded British taxpayers with 1o fictional children (Anorak News)

Morning Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Mad Men star January Jones finally shows off her baby to the world – (WWTDD)

A Google engineer lifts the lid on why Google + has become such a massive disappointment – (I Heart Chaos)

The UK robber, who’s been raiding bookmakers, is a gifted master of disguise – (Anorak News)

The guy who hacked into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and gave the world her bare arse, faces up to 121 years in prison, (might get 120 for good behaviour) – (Buzz Feed)

A squirrel eating peanut butter from inside the jar.

Exclusive proof that Lindsay Lohan may in fact be British – (Inf Daily)

U.S. military drones have been infected by a computer virus – (The Week)

Britain rallies together to stop Christmas – (Daily Mash)

Cabinet minister Oliver Letwin doesn’t need a shredder for top secret documents, he uses park bins instead. Much safer – (Daily Mail)

Foo Fighter’s Video Enrages WestBoro Baptist Church.

The Foo Fighters have come under fire from that crackpot group of religious nutcases who creep us the fuck out the West Boro Baptist Church, (WBC), regarding their latest video promoting their North American Tour.

The five minute promo video entitled Hot Buns has the band dressed as long distance truck drivers showering with each other after hard day on the road, of course sexual innuendo is high throughout the video and why not. What’s wrong with a little humour in the showers? Well apparently it could lead to the wrath of the Lord and a day of destruction which will wipe out every sinner on earth.

Really? Just for horsing around in the shower for some cheap laughs? Bit harsh.

On the WBC’s official homepage, delightfully entitled God Hates Fags, the following post can be seen:

WBC to picket the Foo Fighters at the Sprint Center. The entertainment industry is a microcosm of the people in this doomed nation: hard-hearted, Hell-bound, and hedonistic. These people have a platform and should be using it to encourage obedience to God; instead they teach every person who will listen all things contrary to Him: fornication, adultery, idolatry, fags. The people in this nation have sinned away their day of grace and have so enraged their God that you are seeing new outpourings of His wrath continually. We will be there to remind you that the day of your destruction is upon you, even as you vainly seek comfort in the frivolities of this life.

The LORD hath rejected and forsaken the generation of his wrath. [They] have done evil in my sight, saith the LORD…And the carcasses of this people shall be meat for the fowls of the heaven, & for the beasts of the earth…Then will I cause to cease from the cities of Judah, and from the streets of Jerusalem, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride: for the land shall be desolate. Jeremiah 7:29-34

Your doom is coming, america! Repent or Perish!

So here’s the video. Enjoy because it’ll be the last thing you’ll see before your eyeballs burst into flames, your body is struck by lightening and the ground opens up to swallow you whole. Rejoice!

(via Anorak News)

 

 

HMS Friday’s Link Booty.

Stuff which what we found interestin’.

Smuggle Truck a controversial people trafficking game for the iPhone has The Daily Mail’s panties all up in a bunch.

About bloody time! It looks like we’ll be getting an Arrested Development film after all (via Film Drunk)

Could this really be the future of gaming? (via Game Informer)

Five football, (soccer), players who should really give some of their money back (via The Spoiler)

Yet another fan film this time for Superman. Entitled Superman Classic by the very talented artist Rob Pratt (via Geekosystem)

Lazy arsed Journalist poaches story from website and claims it as his own (via Anorak News)

Danny Boyle’s next movie may be about shape shifting gangsters in LA (via HeyUGuys)

A pre-superbowl video which appeared on ESPN before the game taking the rip out of Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy. We will literally watch anything Matt Damon is and we don’t care who hears us say that either.

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey re-teamed on SNL. Is there a Wayne’s Word 3 in the pipeline? (via Den Of Geek)

Just when you thought The X Factor couldn’t stoop any lower (via Warming Glow)

Mysterious frozen lake in Antarctica is about to be examined by Russian scientists. The Thing anyone? (via News Daily)

HMS Friday’s Link Booty

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

This delightful mash-up t-shirt of an Ewok and a Predator, (a PredEwok), is available over at Shirtoid.

A blurry, noisy, 41 second teaser trailer for the new Battlefield game has been released (via Game Informer)

A list of 50 of the most controversial films ever made. Warning: some images are pretty graphic (via Time Out Boston)

An oil painting inspired by the movie Dumb and Dumber, entitled ‘Go West Lloyd‘ (via The Chive)

Charlie Sheen really wants to get into the porn business (via WWTDD)

Beavis And Butthead are making a glorious comeback to the small screen (via Warming Glow)

Beautiful the Rotweiller is a ‘really, really sweet dog’ (via Anorak News)

A James Bond style water based jetpack, available for your use at only $99,500 (via Uncrate)

Since his sacking TV pundit Andy Gray has made a career change. Apparently he now makes sweeties (via KCRA)

Catnip – one hell of a drug!

HMS Friday’s Link Booty.

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Weird Al Yankovic wages war on bad grammar.

Cola which is flavoured with medicinal marijuana goes on sale in the States (via Boing Boing)

A list of the top 40 greedy bastards earners in Hollywood over 2010 (via Slash Film)

A producer for the TV series Survivor may have murdered his wife (Via People)

Jeremy Paxman is off da chain. First he dropped the C-bomb on live TV…

…and now he’s sent out his last Newsnight daily e-mail because he thinks its ‘crap’ (via Anorak News)

Ten action figures you will never own…and if you do then hang your head in shame (via Topless Robot)

List of the 25 best casual games available for gamers and non-gamers out there (via UGO)

Footage of a UFO in Israel.Yet another reason to fill that bath. They are coming and you better be prepared.

Hollywood actress Halle Berry may be related to Mel Gibson (via WWTDD)

Japanese scientists train dogs to sniff out cancer in patients…by smelling their arses (via I Heart Chaos)

Doubloons! Links From The Briny Deep.

We scour the salty depths of the internet on a daily basis to find hidden treasures. Then we hoist the sails and chart a course for home laden down with all the best pop culture links we could find. Here’s today’s:

The theme tune to Jurassic Park slowed down to run a full hour. Haunting stuff. You really need to listen to this (via Slashfilm)

A collection of all the best viral photos from last week. (via The Chive)

How not to suck at Call Of Duty: Black Ops (via Game Trailers).

Ten of the most fascinating conspiracy theories of 2010 (via Trutv).

The pant wettingly hilarious online comic Dog Fort (via Dog-Fort)

A list of Television’s nicest bad guys (via UGO)

Barcelona’s Gerard Pique may be shacking up with Shakira (via The Spoiler)

Which also reminds us of this:

Man  shoots at a house fire with his gun (via Anorak News).

Full review of Joe Dante’s The Hole on DVD via Den Of Geek.