Ex-Canadian Minister Claims Aliens Live Among Us.

As those of you who read this website, yes you two, will already know I’m a little obsessed about UFOs and the possibility of alien life. So you can probably imagine my schoolboy glee at the news that Canada’s former defence minister, Paul Hellyer, (Hell Yeah!), recently went public with his own personal knowledge of all things extraterrestrial on Russia Today.

During the interview, which is nothing short of fascinating if this topic piques your interest, Hellyer claims that alien life forms are already here on earth and have been living among us for some time.


Beheaded Goblin Explodes Killing Five.

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In news which comes to us from Zimbabwe it’s been reported that a cleansing ceremony which was being carried out in a house by a team of traditional healers, ended in disaster after a goblin was beheaded and exploded leaving five people dead.

(Yes, you read that paragraph correctly)

Details are sketchy but according to survivor statements the ceremony had been arranged by a Mr Kamuyedza who had purchased a goblin from a neighbouring country, (apparently they bring wealth and prosperity to businesses), but it’s unruly behaviour was upsetting Mr Kamuyedza who decided he need to get rid of the goblin and so paid $15,000 for a special cleansing ceremony to dispose of him.

‘According to the traditional healer, Mr Kamuyedza acquired a money-spinning goblin from a nearby country to boost the fortunes of his transport business. He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started “to make extreme demands.’’ Mandere is said to have assembled a team of traditional healers including Ms Banda, to assist in conducting the ceremony. Sekuru Shumba [the healer] beheaded the goblin. Clever (the businessman), subsequently, told his wife to collect the US$15 000 from their car that was parked outside. “That is when Sekuru shouted that the goblin was fighting back. All I remember after that is a loud sound coming from the bedroom. The walls of the house crumbled. Virginia and I struggled to get outside.” The mysterious blast killed five people, including Sekuru Shumba, the businessman and a seven-month-old child. Investigators are still trying to establish the cause of the explosion that also damaged 12 other houses.’

(via Doubtful News & NewsdzeZimbabwe)


Australian Man Claims Crop Circles Are Genuine.


A while back some snotty teacher’s pet ruined the imaginative theory for us all that crop circles were made from UFO’s, by hoaxing us with their deliberate man-made circles.

The balloon was popped and everyone went back inside for further drudgery. But now it seems an Australian man has actual proof that crop circles may have existed as far back as 1880, calling into question the hoax theory.

Greg Jefferys, from Hobart, Tasmania, claims that his research could once more show that the circles are an unexplained phenomenon. Using Google Earth’s new 1945 overlay – images of places taken 68 years ago – Jeffreys discovered a large number of crop circles throughout the English countryside using the technology after he had read an article printed in the science journal Nature printed in 1880 about crop circles, which claimed they had been around since the 1700s.

So coupled with this information and his photographic discoveries using the specialised Google Earth technology Jefferys is confident we can once again file crop circles under ‘unexplained’.

To read more about this story chart a course for HERE.


Internet Pioneer McAfee Wanted By Police For Questioning Over Murder Of Neighbour.

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Sweet baby Jesus this story is a whole bag of crazy. John McAfee, the American computer programmer who was one of the first people to design anti-virus software is wanted by police in Belize for questioning over the killing of Gregory Faull, McAfee’s neighbour. It’s understood that three people are also being questioned by police after Faull, 52, was found dead with a gunshot wound to the back of his head on Sunday at his home on the Caribbean island of Ambergris Caye.

This is where the story turns a tad weird as CNN are reporting the following:

Faull was killed after four of 11 dogs belonging to McAfee were fatally poisoned, said Wired Magazine Contributing Editor Joshua Davis, who said he had spent more than 100 hours with McAfee in recent months. Faull had frequently complained about the dogs barking, Davis said

“The dogs were poisoned on Friday night, they died very quickly,” Davis said. “Sometime between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Mr. Faull was killed.”

Martinez said a person working for McAfee called police Saturday about a poisoned dog; when police arrived at McAfee’s residence, they found the dogs had been buried.

Martinez said there had been “some sort of misunderstanding” before Saturday between McAfee and Faull about the dogs.

McAfee, 67, told Davis on Tuesday that he did not kill his neighbor, the reporter said. “He says that he’s had very little contact with Greg over the past three years,” Davis said. “They’ve spoken maybe 50 words total. Nonetheless, there was antagonism there. McAfee admits that.”

McAfee told Davis that, when police visited his home on Sunday, he hid from them.

“McAfee saw them coming and he dug a hole in the sand and buried himself in the sand, he says, and he put a cardboard box over his head so he could breathe,” Davis said. “He said it was extremely uncomfortable, but he believes that the police will kill him if he turns himself in.”

He dug a hole in the sand, buried himself and then stuck a cardboard box over his head? This kind of behaviour is only ever acceptable if you’re 12 years old and have just finished playing a Metal Gear Solid marathon. For the rest of the details surrounding this story hart a course for HERE.

All The Best UFO Sightings From The Month Of June.

This excellent montage video was only uploaded on Tuesday from UFO website AnonymousFO and some of the footage featured was only captured last week. As is always the case with these videos there are sightings here which probably could be explained but for every one of them there’s at least three which will leave you scratching your head.

Look out your tin foil hats!

Man Receives E-Mail From Dead Friend.

File this under ‘Unexplained‘, because to date there still hasn’t been a sufficient explanation as to why close friends of young man from Pennsylvania all received e-mails from his account after he had died.

E-mails which specifically referenced private conversations and details only his friends would know about.


A Town Swamped With Apology Notes.


I take back any false or bad remarks, any rudeness or negative actions.”

That’s what was written on a dozen letters sent out to businesses and residents in the small town of Whistable, leaving locals confused and a little bit worried. As reported by This Is Kent pub landlords, grocers and residents of the town have all received the mysterious handwritten letter and no-one seems to able to offer up an explanation.

There are theories that it could be some sort of suicide note or even a letter from a member of an Alcoholics Anonymous programme which encourages alcoholics to reach out to those they’ve wronged or harmed during their addiction so they can make amends. So far the origins of the letter remain a mystery.

(via This Is Kent)

US Teacher Poses Maths Questions About Picking Cotton And Beating Slaves.

Like our Grandfather used to say: ‘Never underestimate the stupidity of people.’

An investigation has been launched by Gwinett County Schools in Georgia, (story becomes less surprising following that information), after some mouth breather with a teaching qualification thought it would be a good idea to pose the above featured homework maths problems for students. Of course being 2012, the year of pushing the envelope, the teacher responsible used this opportunity to ‘reinforce social studies lessons through maths‘ which is why slavery and racial beatings naturally became the main themes.

What’s interesting is that at no point so far in the investigation has there been any talk of the teacher either being fired or suspended.

(via WSBTV and The Daily What)

Russian Boxer Punches Siberian Yeti.

This has all the elements of a traditional story from a ‘Boy’s Own‘ annual.

It was announced this week that former WBA Heavyweight World Champion Nikolai Valuev had traveled to Siberia to try to find an infamous Yeti in the region of Tashtagol. Over the years there have been various reports of Yeti’s in Siberia, eye witness accounts and even the discovery of what appeared to be a Yeti’s limb back in 2003.

And now it turns out that the 7ft tall boxer dubbed ‘The beast from the East‘, not only found a Yeti he also chased after it and bitch-slapped the hairy sasquatch. On various wesbites he’s quoted as saying:

‘…the beast just took my punch and… ran off. At least, I know  he is real.  I’ve punched him.  That’s real.”

The video above is from a Russian news programme which reported the story yesterday, although the entire piece is in Russian they included footage of the Yeti which you can see at the 0.57 mark.

So far there has been no official confirmation that the Yeti actually shouted something in Russian at Valuev before running off into the woods, which translated sounded like:

‘Oh, it’s on mutha fucka! It’s on like fuckin’ Donkey Kong!’

Take that you Bigfoot bastard!