David Cameron Wanted To Kill David Bercow.

Just look at his wee face. Is Cameron related to Prince Joffrey?

The look of thunder on Prime Minister David Cameron’s coupon was caught on camera earlier this week as the Speaker of The Commons David Bercow delivered his speech to The Queen¬†ahead of her address to Parliament to mark her Diamond Jubilee. The reason for such a stern, dagger-conjuring, expression was because Bercow had described her majesty as: ‘A kaleidoscope Queen of a kaleidoscope country’. A line which even made the Queen herself shuffle uneasily around in her royal scants. The absolute gall of the man and to think they beheaded Sean Bean for less. [Spoiler Alert]

As it turns out Cameron was obviously still reeling from the line, so much so, that he¬†mocked Bercow in the House of Commons two days later. This is the year 2012…isn’t it?

Morning Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Mad Men star January Jones finally shows off her baby to the world – (WWTDD)

A Google engineer lifts the lid on why Google + has become such a massive disappointment – (I Heart Chaos)

The UK robber, who’s been raiding bookmakers, is a gifted master of disguise – (Anorak News)

The guy who hacked into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and gave the world her bare arse, faces up to 121 years in prison, (might get 120 for good behaviour) – (Buzz Feed)

A squirrel eating peanut butter from inside the jar.

Exclusive proof that Lindsay Lohan may in fact be British – (Inf Daily)

U.S. military drones have been infected by a computer virus – (The Week)

Britain rallies together to stop Christmas – (Daily Mash)

Cabinet minister Oliver Letwin doesn’t need a shredder for top secret documents, he uses park bins instead. Much safer – (Daily Mail)