Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).
Naked man found wandering around a German wood turns out to be a monk who was tripping balls on some berries – (The Local)
Some stunt footage of the Fast And The Furious 6 currently being filmed in Glasgow – (SPR&R)
Robbers toss out all their stolen cash onto the streets of LA during police chase – (NBC Los Angeles)
Hider in the house. Woman fnds ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after they broke up – (Huffington Post)
Fantastic piece about the dark history surrounding ‘old timey’ stand-up comics in the 50s and their relationships with Las Vegas and The Mob – (WFMU)
The many different faces and expressions of Britters on American X Factor – (Buzzfeed)
5 videos of super human reflexes that saved lives. Avengers assemble! – (Cracked)
The amazing story of the scientist who nearly died while debunking ‘the hottest day on earth’ – (IO9)
Miley Cyrus Is Now An Official Pop Skank.
Well there you have it pop star Miley Cyrus has gone and taken the obvious and predictable next step in her singing career and slutted the bejesus out of her traditional Disney-esque clean-cut image.
But who is really that surprised? Britters, X-Tina, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson even Kylie Minogue all turned themselves into scantily clad skank beasts in the hope of selling more records and pocketing even more cash.
Here’s looking forward to her first rehab visit, public mental breakdown, leaked sex tape and obligatory come back all before she hits 25. (via Egotastic)
Britney Spears Till The World Ends Music Video.
If there’s anything this video tells us is that when the Mayan prophecies are finally realised in 2012 instead of hysterically falling to our knees and praying for forgiveness for all they shitty things we’ve done in our lives, we should instead slip on a leather, metal studded tank top, head down to the sewers and dance until the apocalypse has passed. Also it would probably be wise to invest in leather boots and denim hot pants because their value is set to rocket come the end of the world.
On a side note Britters does look hot and she really has mastered the sexy shoulder hunch, which she introduced to the world in her almost identical video Slave 4 U, while keeping her lower body pretty much stationary. Not a single Mayan in history could have predicted that move.
Holy Moly Just Ripped Katy Perry A New One.
She wears vacuum sealed, rib busting dresses which fills up her cleavage quicker than the Titanic and sings songs about getting drunk and kissing members of the same sex and liking it, while never forgetting her strong Christian roots and maintaining a cheesy, candy esque appeal for her tween audience which nets her millions.
Recently though the walking contradiction, who’s music was once described as ‘lez ploitational’, that is Katy Perry fired a rather harsh and poorly worded shot across the bow of the media this week through Twitter, claiming that their collective criticisms about product placement in music videos by current pop stars, ( in particular the Avril Lavigne abomination here & more recently the Britney Spears video here), was completely out of order and that they were demonic scum for doing so…or words to that effect.
British pop culture website Holy Moly have taken umbrage over Perry’s remarks and have returned fire with a biting, brilliant and all together deadly reply which you can thoroughly enjoy reading over on their website.
Why can’t these
wannabe pornstars pop stars sing nice songs about their old dog, or their favourite bike, or birthday cakes, or flowers, or their kind elderly neighbour, or their local sports club, anything than another f@cking song about lesbian sex, one night stands, threesomes, or their never ending addiction to coitus.