Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin’.

 

FBI warns of Malware targeting Android phones – (Mashable)

Drunk partygoer finds car two years later – (Daily Times)

Bizarre looking Oarfish washes up on Mexican beach – (Grind TV)

Was Jesus a cannabis user? – (Guardian)

Adele’s cover of  Someone Like You is popular at funerals – (Uproxx)

Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul is set for big things – (Film Drunk)

Scientists discover a planet with four suns – (BBC News)

Seven alternative Princess Bride posters – (Nathanpwyle)

Shakira Gets Excited Watching Barcelona.

Pop singer Shakira is dating Barcelona football player Gerard Pique. Here’s edited together footage of the singer getting all excited/frustrated/angry/happy watching her boyfriend play in the Copa Del Rey final between Barcelona and Real Madrid this week. Do you think she knew she was being filmed?

Thom Evans Knocked Up Kelly Brook.

 

If you were to injure yourself so badly that after surgical procedure medics would later tell you that you were: “…literally a millimetre from paralysis or death”, you would want to live your second chance at life to it’s fullest.

Well that’s exactly what ex-Scotland international, Glasgow Warriors winger and brick shit house Thom Evans has done. After suffering a horrendous neck injury last year during a Six Nations clash with Wales, which forced him to retire from the sport, he has grasped his second chance at life by the boobies and knocked up the rather lovely Kelly Brook.

Good work Thom Evans.