What the f@ck! Seriously though, what the f@ck!

This is the trailer for The Zookeeper starring Kevin James, (who surely now has to be regarded as the new Rob Schneider, only more shit), a movie about…yes, you guessed it a zookeeper.

Whoa! Hold on a minute, don’t get ahead of yourself as there are some mind blowing Inception style plot twists ahead. Keven James isn’t just any old zookeeper, he is in fact a fat zookeeper, a fat zookeeper who is also clumsy and would you f@cking Adam and Eve it, unlucky in love.

Now here comes the twist! Prepare to have your tiny little minds blown!

Determined to give up his zoo-keeping profession to pursue a more adult career, in the vain hope of impressing the girl of his dreams, he inadvertently forces the animals at the zoo to break their ancient code of silence by revealing that they can actually speak…*mouths the word ‘what the fuck’ at computer screen*…that’s right, the animals at his zoo can actually converse in English. Let the hilarity ensue! Of course they all band together and help their favourite keeper try to get his hole.

There is a lot more to this film than piles of freshly laid elephant shit it’s also apparently the single most expensive advert for TGI Fridays. Consider our tickets bought. Incidentally the actors providing the voices for the animals include Sylvester Stallone, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Adam Sandler, Cher, Jon Favreau, Judd Apatow, Jim Breuer, Faizon Love, Bas Rutten, and Nick Turturro…who are now dead to us.

Look, the slightly rotund gentleman has a porcupine barb in his face. It's funny because the gentleman is slightly rotund.