Connery Told Apple To F@ck Off Back In 98′.

There are conflicting reports bouncing around the Internet over the validity of the above letter which was allegedly penned by Sir Sean of Connery to Apple man Steve Jobs.

Story goes Sean, after being continually pestered by Jobs and Apple to appear in promotional adverts for their brand, got so frustrated with consistently turning their offer down he composed a direct letter so that no further ambiguity would exist over the matter.

We are all praying that this is indeed the genuine article.