Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Big Red in Afternoon Dubloons and tagged bigfoot discovery, boondock saints 3 confirmed, courtney stodden, cracked, first showing, geeks of doom, hook, mt everest, mysterious universe, NEW YORK POST, pop culture moments, rufio sequel, sean patrick flannery, stuff nz, tenacious d low hanging fruit, time.

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

That bloke, (who no-one remembers), from the 1991 film Hook, is developing a sequel based on just the character he played; Rufio – (First Showing)

A life jacketless idiot, his boat and the sea. What could possibly go wrong? – (Stuff NZ)

Actor Sean Patrick Flannery announces that there will be a Boondock Saints 3 movie. The rest of the world asks why? – (Geeks Of Doom)

Fame hungry 17 year-old Courtney Stodden has decided to follow in Goerge Galloway’s footsteps in her latest attempt to achieve notoriety. – (You Tube)

Five mind blowing, generation defining pop culture moments, which we still reference today, that we’re all improvised at the last second. – (Cracked)

New York female claims she was fired from her job because she was: ‘Too hot’. She was shocked, as we were too. (New York Post)

The logical implications to the official discovery of a live Bigfoot. – (Mysterious Universe)

Four climbers died on Mt Everest over the weekend. – (Time)

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison In An Interview For The Ages.

Posted on July 16, 2011 by Big Red in WTF Booty and tagged 51 year-old marries 16 year-old, courtney stodden, doug hutchison, good morning america, hollywood, showbiz gossip, showbiz stories.

You may recall a few posts back we featured the story about the 51 year-old actor marrying a 16 year-old pop singer. Well the pair recently appeared on TV for an interview and they didn’t disappoint.

His face may seem familiar and that’s because Doug Hutchison has appeared in a number of movies and TV series, The Green Mile, Lost and The X Files, to name a few, but his face has been appearing on newspapers and websites more recently after he married 16 year-old ~~fame hungry nutcase~~ Country singer Courtney Stodden. The pair went on American TV recently to face up to the onslaught of criticism they’ve been receiving recently where he maintained he wasn’t a pervert and she claimed to be a devout Christian while eyeing her husband like he was a cartoon leg of delicious glazed ham. Let the Internet memes and re-mixes commence.

Lost Actor Weds 16 Year-Old.

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Big Red in TV Booty, WTF Booty and tagged courtney stodden, doug hutchison, lost, lost actor weds 16 year-old, the green mile, the x files.

She's how old?

He played Horace Goodspeed in the sci-fi series Lost, and has also appeared in The Green Mile and The X Files and now actor Doug Hutchison is appearing all over the Internet because the 51 year-old went and got himself hitched to a 16 year-old.

Courtney Stodden is apparently a pop singer, (we use the word ‘apparantly’ for reasons which will become rapidly obvious when we watch her music video below), who wed the actor in Las Vegas this week and although the happy couple intend to share the rest of their lives with each other they are aware of the controversy surrounding their marriage. The couple released the following statement:

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

Like most of you out there we find this story completely shocking and we are outraged…that anyone in their right mind would believe that Courtney Stodden is 16 years-old, she doesn’t look a day past 35.