There’s a lot going on in this video which claims to have been filmed in a dolphin pool in Russia but our sources tell us it’s more than likely the Ukraine…the Ukraine has a dolphin pool? Our local pool doesn’t even have a f@cking flume!

As you’ll see the video starts off with some drunken yahoo in the pool with the dolphin, he’s asked to get out and does so, assisted by a member of staff, then cue the security robots who enter the pool and simply start throwing punches…at everyone. Needless to say hilarity ensues with a comedy farce high-jinksesque fight which just had to happen considering that there was a pool of water nearby. We were waiting for the bit where Kramer slides in from a door to loud canned laughter.

Though this video does prove beyond doubt that the most intelligent mammals in the building were indeed the dolphins.