We really don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli can’t figure out how to put on a simple training bib, (before his team’s Europa clash with Dynamo Kiev), or the fact that Robbie Savage’s punditry is akin* to listening to the sound of your own teeth sliding down a cheese grater.

*Yes, we used the word akin.

Look here old chap, this garment is broken!