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Heckler At A Comedy Show Drops Drugs On Stage.

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This is taking the humiliation of a heckler to a fantastic new level and it basically required zero effort from the comedian in the firing line.

Jake Weisman was performing at the Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans at the weekend, when during his routine a drunk heckler started to intervene and ruin everyone else’s enjoyment, as drunk hecklers often do. Fair play to Weisman who handled the situation calmly by inviting the heckler to join him on stage, but just as he’s about to get the humiliation show started a beautiful thing happens, the heckler accidentally drops his cocaine stash on stage, in front of everyone.

It’s a ten minute long video and if, like most people on the Internet, you have the attention span of a gnat you can fast forward to 4.40 where things start to get interesting.

(via Film Drunk)

 

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

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Stuff which what we found interestin’.

 

FBI warns of Malware targeting Android phones – (Mashable)

Drunk partygoer finds car two years later – (Daily Times)

Bizarre looking Oarfish washes up on Mexican beach – (Grind TV)

Was Jesus a cannabis user? – (Guardian)

Adele’s cover of  Someone Like You is popular at funerals – (Uproxx)

Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul is set for big things – (Film Drunk)

Scientists discover a planet with four suns – (BBC News)

Seven alternative Princess Bride posters – (Nathanpwyle)

Afternoon Doubloons – Links In Brief(s)

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Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Scientific proof that people with red hair are f@cking nails! (io9)

British Olympic athletes told not to shake hands with others – (Sky News)

Latest Mad Men advertising campaign comes under critical fire (Adweek)

One of the stars of the new comedy party movie Project X was in a porno (Film Drunk)

Can’t be bothered to learn how to play the piano, but still want to be able to play the piano? Japan is your friend. (Gamma Squad)

The dirtiest most unsporting moments in sporting history – (Bleacher Report)

Reporting Scotland suffers another bout of the dreaded ‘technical problems’, this time with added Nazis (You Tube)

Woman defrauded British taxpayers with 1o fictional children (Anorak News)

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

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South African teenager to be caned for posting a mildly offensive Facebook photo caption – (Straits Times)

Tim Burton has zero respect for director Kevin Smith – (Buzzfeed)

Crispin Glover directed a movie about a man with cerebral palsy who has sex with hot women and then murders them shortly after. Feel good movie of the year? – (Film Drunk)

Just in case you thought Whitney Houston was overrated here’s her isolated vocal track on ‘How Will I Know’ – (Jake Fogelnest)

If you’re playing Ragnarok Odyssey on Playstation Vita here’s a comprehensive guide to help you through – (Past The Pixels)

An ‘on the money‘ review of the first episode of HBO’s drama series Luck – (Tachyon TV)

Brace Yourself! There’s to be a sequel to I Am Legend – (Den Of Geek)

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

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Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Your days of buying cannabis on a day trip to Amsterdam may be drawing to a close – (The Independent)

A third body is identified in Ohio in connection with killings linked to a job advert on Craigslist – (CNN)

Woman claims she was held prisoner on a boat for 12 years by the Church of Scientology. Celebs may have been involved – (Village Voice)

Chelsea Clinton is now a journalist. Well done Chelsea way to keep a University graduate out of a job. – (The Hollywood Reporter)

You’re in a 20ft long boat and an 18ft long Great White Shark pops up to say hello. Whatdoyado?

Tough times for everyone. Ryan Phillippe puts $7.45M home on the market for a second time. – (Daily Mail)

Woman’s face catches fire during routine surgery. Nothing to see here, move along. – (Jezebel)

They’re going to remake Starship Troopers. Thanks again Hollywood. – (Film Drunk)

Large quantities of radioactive water have leaked into the sea from a power plant in Japan. Did someone say Godzilla? – (The Guardian)

Morning Booty. Links In Brief(s)

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First Muppet movie review is in. Long story short the Muppets are great, they’re human co-stars? Not so much – (Hollywood Reporter)

X Factor judge Gary Barlow was genuinely shocked by the raunchy dance moves during of some of the auditions this year – (MSN)

Some outrageous footage of Egyptian security forces beating protesters in Cairo – (The Atlantic Wire)

Pregnant woman miscarries after she’s pepper sprayed by Seattle police during a peaceful protest – (Buzz Feed)

Little girl axes player in Skyrim as proud parents watch and laugh. Wonder if their joy will continue years from now till the night of their own bloody demise at the hands of their bloodthirsty axe obsessed 18 year-old daughter?

TV show will ‘dare sharks’ to bite divers during a live broadcast. Say no more, we’re there! – (Warming Glow)

Die-hard Twilight fan drives to the cinema on three tyres – (Film Drunk)

The Information Super Highway is an Internet graveyard for relic websites still active since their launch back in the 90s – (Information Super Highway)

A fascinating article on the deadliest gangs of El Salvador – (Environmental Graffiti)

Javelin missle missfire in Afghanistan. MW3 can’t do this.

Morning Links In Brief(s)

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A possible theory behind the Vatican Swiss guard murders which happened back in 1998 – (The Daily Beast)

Batman and The Flash confront a real life sex offender in To Troll A Predator – (Jokeroo)

High on bath salts, (yes, you read that correctly), a burglar breaks into a house and does something nice for a change – (NY Daily News)

Somebody in Stirling is murdering trees with a knife, so far he/she has caused £30,000 worth of damage – (STV News)

Harry Potter director David Yates has revealed there’s to be a Dr Who movie – (BBC News)

Ghana has a Terminator/Predator movie that looks like the sleeper hit of the year – (Film Drunk)

Want to know your chances of survival if a nuclear bomb was detonated in your country? – (Would I Survive A Nuke)

21 reasons why you should never use your iPad as a camera – (Buzzfeed)

Grand Theft Walrus

Avast! Full Official Trailer For Goon.

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Back in September we featured a teaser trailer for Stifler’s Sean William Scott’s new movie Goon and now here’s the first official trailer.

Without repeating ourselves too much Goon is an ice hockey movie loosely based on the true story of Doug Smith, a player who used his skills an an amateur boxer to carve out a prolific career on the ice by battering seven sheds of shit out of his opponents.

Goon stars Liev Schreiber, Eugene Levy, Jay Baruchel, the scary guy from Sons Of Anarchy and is directed by Michael Dowse, (the man who gave us Coke Badger) and goes a little something like this:

Labelled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way. He might not be able to skate but he’s good with his fists.

There is nothing greater in life that a team of under performing misfits.

(via Film Drunk)

Bruises!

 

Morning Links In Brief(s)

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Cigarette free Obama warns Iran not to fuck him around today – (The Daily Mash)

Want to know what the Hidden Wiki is all about? We did and now we wish we didn’t – (The Telegraph)

A wonderful piss-take vigil for the demise of Kim Kardashian’s marriage – (Buzz Feed)

Woman in coma after being two kids dropped a shopping cart on her from a four storey building – (The Gothamist)

 

Large chested female in a tight shirt in a Toyota Supra travelling at speed. an you guess what happens next?

Coffee could save your brain, ward off cancer and protect you from Parkinson’s Disease – (The Huffington Post)

A father and son duo, who laughed while torturing a man with a kettle, get 14 years – (BBC Scotland)

Pictures of Mangyongdae – The Last Funfair in North Korea – (Kurioistis)

Some heartless bastard shouted:’Where’s Bumblebee now?’ When Shia Lebeouf took a beating – (Film Drunk)

Jub Jub is without doubt the coolest dog on the planet.

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).

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Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)

Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)

Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)

In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)

A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first graphic novel comic.

10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)

Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)

An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)

The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)

Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.