Avast! Full Official Trailer For Goon.

Back in September we featured a teaser trailer for Stifler’s Sean William Scott’s new movie Goon and now here’s the first official trailer.

Without repeating ourselves too much Goon is an ice hockey movie loosely based on the true story of Doug Smith, a player who used his skills an an amateur boxer to carve out a prolific career on the ice by battering seven sheds of shit out of his opponents.

Goon stars Liev Schreiber, Eugene Levy, Jay Baruchel, the scary guy from Sons Of Anarchy and is directed by Michael Dowse, (the man who gave us Coke Badger) and goes a little something like this:

Labelled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way. He might not be able to skate but he’s good with his fists.

There is nothing greater in life that a team of under performing misfits.

(via Film Drunk)

Bruises!

 

Morning Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Cigarette free Obama warns Iran not to fuck him around today – (The Daily Mash)

Want to know what the Hidden Wiki is all about? We did and now we wish we didn’t – (The Telegraph)

A wonderful piss-take vigil for the demise of Kim Kardashian’s marriage – (Buzz Feed)

Woman in coma after being two kids dropped a shopping cart on her from a four storey building – (The Gothamist)

 

Large chested female in a tight shirt in a Toyota Supra travelling at speed. an you guess what happens next?

Coffee could save your brain, ward off cancer and protect you from Parkinson’s Disease – (The Huffington Post)

A father and son duo, who laughed while torturing a man with a kettle, get 14 years – (BBC Scotland)

Pictures of Mangyongdae – The Last Funfair in North Korea – (Kurioistis)

Some heartless bastard shouted:’Where’s Bumblebee now?’ When Shia Lebeouf took a beating – (Film Drunk)

Jub Jub is without doubt the coolest dog on the planet.

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)

Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)

Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)

In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)

A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first graphic novel comic.

10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)

Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)

An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)

The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)

Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Celebrities with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tattoos on their nostrils are all the rage – (Buzzfeed)

There is going to be a Top Gun 2 and the writers behind Thor are penning the script – (Film Drunk)

Ex-Brookside soap actor was a getaway driver for a hit-man who gunned down a father of four – (Daily Mail)

Canadian stabbed man in Glasgow because he thought he was a ‘zombie’ – (BBC Scotland)

It’s been the question on everyone’s lips since it was released. Will the iPhone 4S blend?

Staying with Apple. A ceremony involving 40 people was held in Penang to reserruct Steve Jobs – (Asia One)

A new book claims Hitler and Eva Braun survived the war and escaped to Argentina – (Sky News)

Maratho runner given running medal after race rival caught a bus – (BBC Scotland)

Morning Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

 

Ex-Whezzer bassist Mickey Welsh predicted his own death.

Austin Powers actor, the one they made up to look like Odd Job, kills cellmate in prison – (Film Drunk)

Russian yeti hunters are now 95% sure Yetis exist. After finding footprints and a bed…possibly an Ikea side table too. – (Time)

16 zombies injured on set of latest Resident Evil movie. A movie we knew nothing about and have no intention of ever seeing. – (TMZ)

And not a single fuck was given that day.

 The terrifying Goat Man of Lake Worth, Texas. Who sounds terrifying. – (Mysterious Universe)

Ten amazing stories behind ten really bad album covers – (Mental Floss)

Pictures of ‘recent’ craters found on Mars – (Mars Today)

The Rapture has now been moved to October 21st. God loves a trier. – (I Heart Chaos)

Want one! Need one!

Hank Williams Jnr Thinks Obama Is Hitler!

Country and Western singer/songwriter Hank Williams Jnr, (the less succesfull son of Hank Williams), managed to turn a mild mannered interview on Fox News into car crash TV gold.

Appearing on Fox & Friends looking like the Una-bomber he announced that President Obama’s recent golf game with House Speaker John Boehner was a massive mistake and a lot of people didn’t like it, simply because it was:

…like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.’

At which point the interview started to take on water like the Titanic and nothing could be done to save it as he started to ‘tell it like it is.’

As a result of this outrageous comment Williams Jnr has put himself in a bit of tight spot with sporting channel ESPN who use his songs for Monday Night Football and probably pay him a wad of cash which allows him to shop for such snazzy attire. But the glory days may be over as this week they dropped his music for the programme and speculation is rife his contract may be finished.

 

HMS Friday’s Link Booty.

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

 

A mesmerising 13 minute video teaching you how to make your very own Stormtrooper helmet. (via Gamma Squad)

Great piece on how the private Blackberry messaging service played a massive part in the London riots. (via Tech Crunch)

An i-Phone app which allows drivers to be even greater dick heads and auction off public parking spaces. (via Wired)

Fans of Max Brook’s book World War Z might get a tad angry when they read about the changes Hollywood has made for the film adaptation. (via Film Drunk)

Looters looting a looter.

This gamer has called it quits with online gaming for one simple reason – other gamers. (via Past The Pixels)

Riots have finally broken out in Scotland. It was only a matter of time.

Drug smugglers may have wiped out an ‘uncontacted‘ Amazon tribe. (via The Slatest)

Female artist is injected with horse blood to feel more like a horse…just shit in a field and chew a carrot. (via We Make Money Not Art)

Here’s the entire pilot of episode of Adult Swim’s new animated series Black Dynamite.

http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf