If like us you didn’t turn the TV on once yesterday and by-passed the most obscene display of opulence and vulgarity, (which will be followed shortly by job cuts and redundancies around the UK due to planned austerity measures), in decades, then you probably missed the online Twitter commentary of proceedings by Glaswegian comedian Frankie Boyle.
True to form Boyle didn’t take any prisoners while cracking funnies about the entire Jubilee celebrations and case you missed them, here are a few selected examples.
Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)
Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)
Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)
In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)
A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first
graphic novel comic.
10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)
Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)
An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)
The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)
Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.