Advert For Google Wallet Rapes Seinfeld!

If you haven’t heard of Google Wallet before, then don’t worry because neither have we, but thanks to some marketing man George Constanza from Seinfeld is here to help you understand.

Apparently Google Wallet is a mobile payment system app devised by Google which will allow your mobile phone to hold all your credit cards, loyalty cards, sales promotions coupons, receipts and gift cards. Pretty much everything you usually put into your wallet can now be stored electronically on your phone…except of course for johnny bags.

We think they should drop the name Google Wallet and in honour of every hacker out there who is currently pitching a tent in their tracksuit trousers over the prospect of a device holding so much sensitive information on a mobile phone, re-name this app ‘Come at me Bro!’