Pirates Clip Proves McShane Was Born To Play Blackbeard.

Even though some critical swines have mentioned that the soon to be released latest installment in the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise may be one movie too far, (if we ever find these blaggards we’ll take great delight in keelhauling them), we personally just can’t get enough.

A famous person once said: “There is no such thing as a bad pirate movie, do you know why? Because it’s a pirate movie”*

As you’ll see above Disney have released a clip of On Stranger Tides which shows Johnny Depp and Ian McShane in a Mexican/pirate stand off with each other and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that McShane was born to play the role of Blackbeard. Can’t wait to see what he’ll look like with lit fuses under his hat.

*Quote may have been entirely made up.


Avast! Pirates: On Stranger Tides Trailer.

Yes Depp is back. But there’s no Bloom or Knightly this time, instead they’ve been replaced with Ian McShane and Penelope Cruz. Excellent trade if you ask us. Usual fair on show here, ships, pirates, swordplay, witty one liners, zombie pirates, mermaids and a rather roached looking Keith Richards. Apparently Jack Sparrow finds himself on yet another unexpected adventure this time in search of the fountain of youth.

Pfft! Hollywood eh? They don’t have a clue what real pirates are like. We’ve been sailing the high seas all our lives and we don’t have a bandanna or a set of hair beads among us. *(adjusts Spongebob Squarepants rubber ring around waist)*

Depp had misinterpreted Jerry Bruckheimer's memo of 'pushing the boat out'.