Avast! Trailer For Goosebumps.

Above is the first official trailer for the movie Goosebumps directed by Rob Letterman, (Shark Tale, Monsters v Aliens) and stars Jack Black and is based on the best-selling series of kids books of the same name.

The plot for Goosebumps rattles along like so:

Upset about moving from a big city to a small town, teenager Zach finds a silver lining when he meets the beautiful girl, Hannah living right next door. But every silver lining has a cloud, and Zach’s comes when he learns that Hannah has a mysterious dad who is revealed to be R. L. Stine, the author of the bestselling Goosebumps series. It turns out that there is a reason why Stine is so strange… he is a prisoner of his own imagination – the monsters that his books made famous are real, and Stine protects his readers by keeping them locked up in their books. When Zach unintentionally unleashes the monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it’s suddenly up to Stine, Zach, and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.

It looks like a delicious mix of Joe Dante’s Gremlins, The Monster Squad  and Jumanji. Goosebumps is scheduled for release on October 16th.

Tenacious D Have A New Video And A New Album.

This six minute long beast heralds the return of the comedy musical duo of Jack Black and Kyle Gass and their forthcoming album Rize Of The Fenix, since their disappointing box office flop that was Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny. In fact since that turkey the pair have done very little together, until now.

Less a music video and more of a promotional short film it stars Tim Robbins, Val Kilmer and Dave Grohl, who has confirmed he plays the drums for most of the tracks on the new album which will be released in May which will be supported by a 16 day tour across the States by the duo.

 

Steve Martin, Jack Black & Owen Wilson Star In City Slickers 3.

Above is the trailer for a movie called The Big Year which really looks and feels like City Slickers 3. Apparently the title of the movie means an informal competition among birders to see who can see or hear the largest number of species of birds within a single calendar year and within a specific geographical area.

Yes that’s right this film is basically about three rich obnoxious, spoilt twats who decide to burn through a wad of their disposable cash, (while the rest of the world has to endure an economic apocalypse), by ditching work and looking at f@cking birds for an entire year.

At what point Hollywood do you expect me to get excited about this film? Oh, wait I spoke to soon, look the fat man is falling over some rocks…oh now he’s fallen out of the canoe into the water. Oh how the antics of a bumbling fat man makes me laugh. Ticket bought!

You are a genius Hollywood!