Here’s the trailer for what looks like a hilarious prospect. This Is The End is, (in case you haven’t already guessed), an end-of-the-world film with a slight difference as it stars James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Jason Segel, Michael Cera and Jay Burachel as themselves. Struggling to survive through the apocalyptic end which seems to involve aliens.
Long Island bodies may be the work of a serial killer…you think? – (The Independent)
The MET are getting ready to buy water cannons for any future public unrest. V For Vendetta anyone? – (The Guardian)
Hallucinogenic drugs may help people suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and terminal illness – (LA Times)
Two million people have been beaten to death with a giant purple dildo – (Games Radar)
Your laptop’s WiFi may be damaging your chances of having any children – (Mashable)
Varying levels of caffeine in coffee shops may pose a risk to pregnant women – (BBC Scotland)
Siri on the iPhone is anti-abortion – (Buzz Feed)
Seth Rogen criticises the Academy and defends friend James Franco – (Boffo)
What feels like a lifetime ago we abandoned our good vessel rowed ashore one evening and paid a very rare visit to a nearby picture house where we sheathed our cutlasses for two hours as we endured a celluloid car crash called Planet Of The Apes which starred Mark Wahlberg under the direction of Tim Burton.
The film was so monementally bad we didn’t even have the energy to go pillaging for at least a month later. Fast forward ten years, (has a decade really passed that quickly?) and 20th Century Fox have released their official trailer for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes directed by Rupert Wyatt, who previously directed the brilliant Brian Cox movie The Escapist.
This movie also stars Coxy as well as Andy Serkis, James Franco and John Lithgow in what appears to be an effort to strip back the Apes franchise, wipe the board clean and start again with a more promising effort in the form of an origin story.
We’ll probably row ashore once more when Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is released in August.