Avast! Teaser Trailer For The Three Stooges.

We’re confused. Very confused.

On the one hand we want to hate this film, a film which the Farrlley Bros, (Dumb & Dumber, There’s Something About Mary, ), we’re warned by studio execs not to do, yet somehow it doesn’t seem all that bad.

Left on a nun’s doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe, grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot…while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show

The performances by Will Sasso, Sean Hayes and Chris Diamantopoulos as Curly, Larry and Moe are spot on, you cannot fault them as they’ve pretty much nailed their roles, the concern is the comedy script they’ve been given to work with, (The inclusion of the cast of Jersey Shore?). In saying that the slapstick scenes look pretty much like Three Stooges slapstick scenes, but only time will tell but if it’s a complete disaster. If it is at least we all got to see Kate Upton in that bikini.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

HMS Friday’s Link Haul

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Want to know exactly how much the cast of Jersey Shore make a year? Blood will boil! (via Warming Glow)

Marlon Brando penned a rather creepy letter to an air stewardess during a flight in 1966. (via Film Drunk)

Some amazing pictures of celebrities back in the day. (via This Is Not Porn)

We wonder if the same thing happens when you drink the dye.

15 of the best luckiest scores throughout sporting history. (via Bleacher Report)

The weird and wonderful ways in which music f@cks with your head. (via Cracked)

If only all of the Harry Potter films were more like this.

Apparently there is a sequel planned for one of the worst films of all time, thankfully it’s delayed. (via Den Of Geek)

Artist Jeffrey Thomas has created the perfect Twisted Disney Princesses (via Geeks Of Doom)

Author Neil Gaiman has a refreshing opinion on copyright piracy. (via Gamma Squad)

Your morning slice of schadenfreude.

Begad! The Simpsons – A XXX Parody.

Flanders with Marge...the character not the dairy based product, (although that happens later in the film too).

Yes this is a trailer for a porno but don’t worry it’s entirely safe to watch…or is it? We understand that the makers of this film are trying to slide a bit of humour into the proceedings, (excuse the pun), but who the hell would find this shit arousing? The only thing similar in life to watching an orgy of people suffering from jaundice with annoying accents  is Jersey Shore.