Doubloons! Links From The Briny Deep.

We scour the salty depths of the internet on a daily basis to find hidden treasures. Then we hoist the sails and chart a course for home laden down with all the best pop culture links we could find. Here’s today’s:

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Canoeing through a flooded MacDonalds (via Break).

Footage of a 1950s housewife tripping out on LSD (via The Smoking Jacket).

Will Ferrell is making a movie entirely in Spanish (via Film Drunk).

John Carpenter’s new movie The Ward gets a review (via Hey U Guys).

A collection of Leonardo DiCaprio’s greatest freak outs (via Total Film)

Paul Daniels’ wig for sale on Ebay (via Anorak News)

Playboy’s complete interview with Martin Luther King from 1965 (via Playboy)

Jennifer Aniston’s Allure magazine shoot. Criticised for trying too hard (via Holy Moly)

Shit faced actress is denied access to Golden Globes after party, falls and busts out a titty (via TMZ)

Avast! Trailer For The Ward.

"I can't be sure, but it does look like my career"

Carpenter is back bitches! It’s been way too long since cult film director John Carpenter, he of Halloween, The Thing and Escape From New York fame, graced us with his cinematic presence. The 62 year-old has done next to nothing since 2001 when his glorious sci-fi failure Ghosts Of Mars, starring Jason ‘wot you fackin’ starin’ at?’ Statham, bombed at the box office. But now he’s back with a new film called The Ward and judging by the trailer it looks…well…it looks like a steaming bag of shit! Maybe it’s the way the trailer has been edited together but it reeks of 80s straight -to-video slasher flick and has disappointed the entire crew here. First Postlethwaite then Rafferty and now this?! F@ck you 2011.

You may of course disagree with our assumptions.