Avast! Official Trailer For Spielberg’s Lincoln.

Here’s the first full official trailer for the much anticipated Steven Spielberg movie ‘Merica: Fuck Yeah! Lincoln starring Daniel Day Lewis as the 16th President Of The United States.

It would probably be easier to name those who aren’t in this movie as the cast consists of  Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tommy Lee Jones, James Spader, Jared Harris, John Hawkes, Sally Field and David Strathairn among many others.

The plot for Lincoln rattles along like so:

As the Civil War nears its end, President Abraham Lincoln clashes with members of his cabinet over the issue of abolishing slavery.  

I’m going to come right out with it and state that judging from the trailer this looks pretty boring. Sure if you love the craft of acting and get a special kick watching those like Day Lewis inhabit characters then I’m sure this movie will be like an exciting roller-coaster, but for the rest of us it just looks like a whole lot of talky, political shim-sham in poorly furnished rooms, peppered with distant contemplating stares off into yonder with a thoroughly distinct lack of boobies and not a single f**king vampire in sight. Poor show Mr Spielberg, poor show indeed.

Avast! Trailer For Looper.

In our humble opinion Rian Johnson directed one of the best episodes of the award winning crime drama Breaking Bad, back in season three, which was simply entitled Fly. It was a stand out chapter of the on-going story about a chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin, which featured nothing more than a simple fly.

Of course Johnson has also written and directed two notable movies, (Brick and The Brothers Bloom), and now his latest offering a sci-fi, time traveling thriller Looper is about to get it’s cinematic release. Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis it deals with a futuristic gangland killer who works for the mob in the year 2042 and kills people who are sent from the year 2072. Things go a little crazy when he recognizes one victim as his future self.

As you’ll notice from the trailer above that Gordon-Levitt looks a bit different, this is due to the prosthetic make-up he is wearing so that he looks more like a younger version of Bruce Willis. Disappointed that he wasn’t dressed in a white, blood and oil stained, wife-beater vest.