Miley Cyrus Is Now An Official Pop Skank.

Well there you have it pop star Miley Cyrus has gone and taken the obvious and predictable next step in her singing career and slutted the bejesus out of her traditional Disney-esque clean-cut image.

But who is really that surprised? Britters, X-Tina, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson even Kylie Minogue all turned themselves into scantily clad skank beasts in the hope of selling more records and pocketing even more cash.

Here’s looking forward to her first rehab visit, public mental breakdown, leaked sex tape and obligatory come back all before she hits 25. (via Egotastic)

Holy Moly Just Ripped Katy Perry A New One.

She wears vacuum sealed, rib busting dresses which fills up her cleavage quicker than the Titanic and sings songs about getting drunk and kissing members of the same sex and liking it, while never forgetting her strong Christian roots and maintaining a cheesy, candy esque appeal for her tween audience which nets her millions.

Recently though the walking contradiction, who’s music was once described as ‘lez ploitational’, that is Katy Perry fired a rather harsh and poorly worded shot across the bow of the media this week through Twitter, claiming that their collective criticisms about product placement in music videos by current pop stars, ( in particular the Avril Lavigne abomination here & more recently the Britney Spears video¬† here), was completely out of order and that they were demonic scum for doing so…or words to that effect.

British pop culture website Holy Moly have taken umbrage over Perry’s remarks and have returned fire with a biting, brilliant and all together deadly reply which you can thoroughly enjoy reading over on their website.

Why can’t these wannabe pornstars pop stars sing nice songs about their old dog, or their favourite bike, or birthday cakes, or flowers, or their kind elderly neighbour, or their local sports club, anything than another f@cking song about lesbian sex, one night stands, threesomes, or their never ending addiction to coitus.