The Full Length Marry The Night Video.

Don’t misunderstand this post we are not nor will we ever be part of Gaga’s Little Monsters fanbase, we just like to watch her in action doing what she does so well, which we have no idea what that is but it certainly holds our attention.

Here’s the official music video for Lady Gaga’s latest single Marry The Night. As you’d come to expect it’s basically 14 minutes of complete pretentious nonsense but at the same time strangely compelling. Ever since she performed live on The X Factor as a headless woman we realised that we were warming to her and what other artisit do you know can pull off a nervous breakdown in a bath filled with Cheerios? Some critics have labelled her the new Madonna but we’ve always viewed her as the new Alice Cooper…but with bewbs.

 

Afternoon Dubloons.

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