Avast! Trailer For Shame.

Michael Fassbender is a dirty, dirty boy. In fact he’s so dirty that a work colleague is forced to point out to him that his hard drive is filthy!

The trailer above is for Steve McQueen’s, (Hunger), new movie Shame starring Fassbender as a man who has problems controlling his sexual libido and desires, his life is made even more difficult when his fragile sister, played by Carey Mulligan, is forced to move in with him, for an indefinite period of time. The film has been recieiving much praise from the critics and has been dubbed ‘controversial’ and ‘ extremely dark’, (which probably means he ends up pumping his sister)…what?

Avast! Sucker Punch Trailer

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits! The trailer above for Zack Snyder’s latest film Sucker Punch, (he of 300 and Watchmen fame), should come with a health warning as it’s covered in so much delicious awesome sauce. The basic plot revolves around a young girl who is forced into a mental institution where she and four friends attempt to escape…through their imagination. That last part, about freeing your mind to truly escape, may be a bit of a sticking point but when your lead characters look like Halloween cos-play hotties and you have a huge-normous dragon and zombie Kaiser soldiers in your film who really gives a shit about a plot?

If you want to know more about Sucker Punch then chart a course for the film’s main website HERE.