Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)

Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)

Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)

In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)

A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first graphic novel comic.

10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)

Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)

An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)

The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)

Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.

Morning Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Mad Men star January Jones finally shows off her baby to the world – (WWTDD)

A Google engineer lifts the lid on why Google + has become such a massive disappointment – (I Heart Chaos)

The UK robber, who’s been raiding bookmakers, is a gifted master of disguise – (Anorak News)

The guy who hacked into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and gave the world her bare arse, faces up to 121 years in prison, (might get 120 for good behaviour) – (Buzz Feed)

A squirrel eating peanut butter from inside the jar.

Exclusive proof that Lindsay Lohan may in fact be British – (Inf Daily)

U.S. military drones have been infected by a computer virus – (The Week)

Britain rallies together to stop Christmas – (Daily Mash)

Cabinet minister Oliver Letwin doesn’t need a shredder for top secret documents, he uses park bins instead. Much safer – (Daily Mail)

Hollywood Hotties Do Humpilates.

Want to see Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlet Johansson and Sofia Vergara hump Swizz exercise balls in tight lycra? Yeah, we though you might.

Here’s a seven minute long sketch which was featured on the Jimmy Kimmell Show right after last Sunday’s Oscars entitled The Hottie Body Hump Club. It takes a swipe at all those exercise and weight loss fads which people , (especially those in tinseltown), become obsessed with, while at the same time proving that some Hollywood stars are quite self effacing. Jesus that Justin Timberlake is one lucky bastard!