Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)
Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)
Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)
In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)
A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first graphic novel comic.
10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)
Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)
An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)
The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)
Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.