Harry Potter Bully Caught With Homemade Bomb.

We haven’t seen a single Harry Potter movie. Does that make us better than you? Yes, yes it does. Putting our obvious superiority to one side this story is very much like a plot from a Harry Potter book. It involves dark arts, potions, wizardry and a crop of fiteen marijuana plants.

*record scratch*

Apparently 22 year-old Jamie Waylett, who plays bully boy Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies was arrested for looting and packing a homemade bomb during the London riots in August.  Waylett was caught stealing from a drugstore chemists while carrying a molotov cocktail which police maintain he was intending to use. He was identified by authorities from CCTV footage.

But the fantastical yarn does not end there good readers, for there is more, much, much more. On searching Waylett’s home police alledgedly siezed a crop of 15 marijuana plants, turns out this isn’t the first time the actor’s had a weed related brush with the law, back in 2009 he was arrested for growing 10 pot plants and was then sentenced to 120 hours community service. This time though Waylett could be facing a 14 year jail sentence…unless of course he blends some sneeze-wort, scurvy grass and loveage and gives it to the judge to drink before his case is heard.

*Straightens Sorting Hat on head. Turns to signed, framed picture of J.K. Rowling and blows a kiss*

(via TMZ)



London’s Burning!

…well sort of. Following the riots in Tottenham over the weekend there have been reports of civil unrest in Lewisham and Hackney with reports on Twitter that riot police have been dispatched to Brixton.

The media can hardly contain themselves at the prospect of mass anarchy through the country’s capital.

This picture pretty much sums up everything.