It’s hammer time! Here’s the latest trailer for Marvel’s newest superhero movie directed by Blighty’s very own Kenneth Branagh. Thor stars Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman and a whole host of others. The movie deals with Thor’s origin story and how his father Odin banishes him to earth from his home Asgard, where he then spends most of his time in a semi-naked state, falling in love with Natalie Portman whilst swinging around a big f@ck-off hammer. Sounds like the perfect life.
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Avast! The Fighter Trailer.
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Boom, boom , boom, boom. Ding, ding, ding ding. Smack, smack, smack, smack. This trailer, for David O’ Russell’s new movie The Fighter certainly does have a certain rhythm to it. Starring Mawky Mawk and Christian Bale it tells the story of the early years of pro boxer ‘Irish’ Mickey Ward with a special cameo appearance, which we hope will get a nod from the Academy, by Bale’s eye mole.
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Avast! Source Code Trailer.
It’s basically Quantum Leap meets Groundhog Day meets Agatha Christie. Jake Gyllenhaal plays some sort of military captain who can travel in time to relive the last eight minutes of a person’s life. Just so happens the person’s body he wakes up in is on board a train which will eventually blow up. So he has only eight minutes to find out who planted the bomb in a train which also happens to be populated by the most sinister and suspicious looking characters in movie history.
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Four Minutes Of Nic Cage Losing His Shit!
No! No! Not the bees!
This is sublime. There are few things as brilliant as actor Nicolas Cage going tonto on screen. The man can freely enter into crazy town anytime he feels like it and still his performance remains convincing, (except for The Wickerman), and the audience accepts it. Here’s a fantastic montage edited by Harry Hanrahan of Cage losing his shit to the soundtrack of Requiem Of A Dream. Descending into madness has never been so much fun.
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Avast! Green Lantern Trailer Leaked!
Here’s a first look at director Martin Campbell’s take on the super hero Green Lantern. It stars Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, a fighter pilot, who encounters an alien who passes Hal a special ring which grants him superpowers and a cheesy CGI super hero costume, with bulges in all the right places.
Look at the size of that boy's heed! It's like an orange on a toothpick.
Now watch the video below. A trailer edited together by an avid fan of The Green Lantern over a year ago with Nathan Fillion in the lead role with spliced together sequences from a host of films. Is it just us or is the tone of this trailer a hundred times better than that of Martin Campbell’s film? Don’t pretend you couldn’t really care because the day this world stops caring about men in tight fitting spandex is the day the world will stop spinning.
Avast! Season Of The Witch Trailer.
Amid the rising chorus of choir singers a character turns to Nicolas Cage and announces ‘we’re going to need a bigger boat more holy water’.Yes, Hellboy and Ghost Rider go back in time, like way back to when folks rode on horses and shit, to kick some evil witch ass! There’s something strangely appealing about this trailer and if Cage keeps his mugging down to a believable minimum then this film may be worth a watch. They should’ve called it Witch Bitch.
N.B. The Scott’s Porage Oats dude is in this film. What’s not to like about porridge. And it’s spelt Porridge by the way!
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Avast! Sucker Punch Trailer
Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits! The trailer above for Zack Snyder’s latest film Sucker Punch, (he of 300 and Watchmen fame), should come with a health warning as it’s covered in so much delicious awesome sauce. The basic plot revolves around a young girl who is forced into a mental institution where she and four friends attempt to escape…through their imagination. That last part, about freeing your mind to truly escape, may be a bit of a sticking point but when your lead characters look like Halloween cos-play hotties and you have a huge-normous dragon and zombie Kaiser soldiers in your film who really gives a shit about a plot?
If you want to know more about Sucker Punch then chart a course for the film’s main website HERE.
Sanctum? Damn Near Killed ‘Em.
A hot chick, a reckless daredevil and a safety conscious wet blanket find themselves trapped in a huge underground cave. With only cheesy one liners to keep them company they must find a way out, back to the surface, before their mates piss off home for their tea and forget about them. It’s like the Poseidon Adventure but with more bad acting, sleeveless vests and hard hats…and it’s in 3D!
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