LCD Soundsystem’s Music Vid Brings All The Feels

Here’s the official music video for LCD Soundsystem’s latest track ‘oh baby’ and it’s simplistic beauty makes it one of this year’s best. It stars Sissy Spacek and David Strathairn as two aged scientists frantically trying to map out an extremely complicated equation for something big. I’ll leave it at that. The video is directed by Rian Johnson, a man who surprisingly didn’t wreck out childhood with his brilliant Star Wars: The Last Jedi movie, proving once more he’s a talent to pay attention to.
 

The Big Foo Fighters Announcement Was Hilarious.

For some time there have been rumours flying around the internet that rock band Foo Fighters were on the verge of breaking up, mainly due to further inaccurate speculation that the band considered lead man Dave Grohl to be ‘too Hollywood’.

So when the band issued a statement that an official announcement would be made online everyone automatically assumed the band was finished.

They couldn’t have been more wrong. The announcement itself was nothing short of hilarious.

 

Nicki Minaj Sings About Her Arse.

Here’s the official video for the new Nicki Minaj single Anaconda, which is a song about her arse. Not about poverty, inequality, racism, war or love, just solely a song about her arse and how amazing her large arse is. Her lyrics sound like a typical substance induced Facebook rant by someone whose school years were spent sniffing glue:

Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

These are the end of times my friend.

Ariana Grande’s New Music Video Has Rocket Boobs!

I have no idea who Ariana Grande is, but apparently she’s some pop pixie and her full time job is to warble and dress all sexy like. If you don’t know who she is you’ll certainly remember her name after watching her latest music video for her single Break Free.

Like a weary Barbarella parody this video manages to contain something special, something no other video to date has included, something which could be referred to as a ‘game changer’, because this music video has…ROOOOOOOOCKET BEEEEWWWWWBBBBSSSS!

rocket-boobs-ariana

One Direction Molested Teenage Kicks At The Brit Awards.

To be fair their cover of the classic Undertones song is for Comic Relief…which explains why it sounds like a f**king joke!

You’re made of stern stuff if you can make it through to the bitter end. This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is proof that music is dead!

 

CeeLo Green & The Muppets.

This is the weirdest musical collaboration yet. Singer song writer CeeLo Green has teamed up with the cast of The Muppets for a truly terrible song which adapts the official theme tune of The Muppets stuffs it into blender and mixes it with Green’s vocals for some sort of hybrid Christmas song. Let’s not ignore the hilarious irony here as you have an artist who used to beat up homeless people and torture animals is now singing a festive song with all his cute, cuddly, helpless furry friends.