Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Dubbed With Just Farts.

This glorious video comes from Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues and features Nicki Minaj’s latest music video for her single Anacaonda re-dubbed with just the sweet sound of farting.

Call me old fashioned but this is actually a vast improvement on the original.

Nicki Minaj Sings About Her Arse.

Here’s the official video for the new Nicki Minaj single Anaconda, which is a song about her arse. Not about poverty, inequality, racism, war or love, just solely a song about her arse and how amazing her large arse is. Her lyrics sound like a typical substance induced Facebook rant by someone whose school years were spent sniffing glue:

Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

These are the end of times my friend.