Avast! Zoolander 2 Teaser Trailer.

It may have been almost 15 years since the original Zoolander film gave us Blue Steel but the long awaited sequel is now upon us.

Above is the official teaser trailer for Zoolander 2, which sees the return of Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander and, (even though he’s not in the teaser trailer), Owen Wilson as super model Hansel McDonald.

Zoolander 2 is scheduled for release on February 12th, 2016.

Avast! Trailer For Inherent Vice.

After directing The Master and There Will Be Blood Paul Thomas Anderson looks to have moved away from the more serious, dramatic movies and settled on the offbeat and the quirky with his latest offering Inherent Vice.

Based on the best selling novel of the same name by Thomas Pynchon the movie stars¬† Joaquin Phoenix as Doc Sportello a Californian based private detective who’s is hired by an ex to find her missing current billionaire boyfriend. The film is set in the 60s and also stars Josh Brolin, Owen Wilson, Reese Witherspoon and Benicio Del Toro.

From the trailer above the movie has a delicious Big Lebowski feel to it.

Inherent Vice is set to open in cinemas across the UK on January 30th.

vice poster

 

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin’.

Some nutcase Billionaire wants to open up a Jurassic Park styled theme park but with real Dino DNA – (Slash Film)

Dan Akyroyd has confirmed Bill Murray defintely won’t be in Ghostbusters 3 (SPR&R)

Geeks Of Doom have a great pre-order deal on exclusive vinyl Hypno Toad figures – (Geeks Of Doom)

All pro swimmers take a whizz in the pool. Male and female swimmers empty their bladders during competitions regularly – (Geek O System)

Due to the long running drought in America half of U.S counties have now been declared ‘disaster zones’ – (Yahoo News)

The Vatican could be rocked by scandal due to incriminating documents leaked by the former Head Of The Vatican Bank – (RT News)

Wedding Crashers duo Vince Vaughn and Own Wilson team up for another movie along with yet another role for Will Ferrell – (First Showing)

U.S female footballer ASlex Morgan introduced her knee to the coupon of the female New Zealand Goalkeeper. Sweet Jesus that’s going to leave a mark – (Deadspin)

Steve Martin, Jack Black & Owen Wilson Star In City Slickers 3.

Above is the trailer for a movie called The Big Year which really looks and feels like City Slickers 3. Apparently the title of the movie means an informal competition among birders to see who can see or hear the largest number of species of birds within a single calendar year and within a specific geographical area.

Yes that’s right this film is basically about three rich obnoxious, spoilt twats who decide to burn through a wad of their disposable cash, (while the rest of the world has to endure an economic apocalypse), by ditching work and looking at f@cking birds for an entire year.

At what point Hollywood do you expect me to get excited about this film? Oh, wait I spoke to soon, look the fat man is falling over some rocks…oh now he’s fallen out of the canoe into the water. Oh how the antics of a bumbling fat man makes me laugh. Ticket bought!

You are a genius Hollywood!