Rockstar Announce Shiny New Stuff For GTA V On PS4 & Xbox One.

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Image taken from Rockstar Games facebook page.

Exclusive content, new missions, vehicles and weapons will be available to gamers who purchase the new PS4, Xbox One and PC versions of Rockstar’s award winning sandbox game Grand Theft Auto V.

In an announcement yetserday the game developer detailed what people should expect if they are existing owners of the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions of this game and are upgrading come November 18th, (PC gamers will need to wait till January), to the newly improved titles. Some of the new shiny stuff includes the return of classic vehicles like the Dodo plane and stock cars along with weapons like the rail gun and the hatchet, plus a whole load of new storyline content which you can see above.

For more details about the additional content along with a short FAQ from Rockstar themselves chart a course for HERE

Rust Will Turn You Into A Bald, Naked Survivor.

Rust is a new survival, crafting game currently available on Steam for ¬£14.99 created by the same guy who developed Gary’s Mod. You begin the game as a bollock naked bald guy and you must hunt and gather to survive, avoiding zombies and dangerous wildlife not to mention other bald, naked men some of which have shotguns or axes.

The game’s official synopsis rattles along like so:

“The player must gather resources to survive and craft all items within the game, with the exception of any starting gear. Players gather resources such as cloth, food or wood, which can be obtained from chopping trees with an axe. Other items come from the wildlife found throughout the island. The player starts with an initial crafting list of items such as weapons, clothing and building materials. As the player progresses throughout the game they can find blueprints for more advanced items to craft. These can be found in hidden crates, on killed NPCs or by researching items taken from other player’s bases.
During gameplay there are many challenges that the player can face such as starvation, drowning, hypothermia, attacks from wildlife or exposure to radiation from the many radiated areas throughout the island. Due to the game being exclusively multiplayer, PVP is an ever present challenge.”

Of course due to the amount of male nudity on display gameplay can sometimes lend itself to hilarious situations.

Gameplay footage via FRANKIEonPCin1080p

Avast! Bulletstorm Trailer Is Very Cheeky.

The marketing people behind promoting Epic Game’s new first person action/fantasy shooter Bulletstorm are very clever and exceptionally witty. As you will see from the video above instead of advertising their own game and showing you how amazing it’s graphics and gameplay are in an exclusive demo of their wares, they’ve instead put together a parody video which rips the utter piss out of their biggest rival Call Of Duty. No doubt this will cause a major war between gamers where instead of grenades, insults will be thrown concerning sexuality and the general welfare of their mothers.