Yes Depp is back. But there’s no Bloom or Knightly this time, instead they’ve been replaced with Ian McShane and Penelope Cruz. Excellent trade if you ask us. Usual fair on show here, ships, pirates, swordplay, witty one liners, zombie pirates, mermaids and a rather roached looking Keith Richards. Apparently Jack Sparrow finds himself on yet another unexpected adventure this time in search of the fountain of youth.

Pfft! Hollywood eh? They don’t have a clue what real pirates are like. We’ve been sailing the high seas all our lives and we don’t have a bandanna or a set of hair beads among us. *(adjusts Spongebob Squarepants rubber ring around waist)*

Depp had misinterpreted Jerry Bruckheimer's memo of 'pushing the boat out'.