There Is Now A Prince Harry Video.

Various websites including Gawker are today reporting that a video featuring footage of Prince Harry cavorting around a Las Vegas hotel room naked with women does exist and is currently being shopped around, although whoever has the video is doing this discreetly. So discreetly in fact that the whole of the Internet now knows.

According to Radar Online:

“There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room,” a source familiar with the situation said. “There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth. The content shown on the video is far from tame, according to the source who says: “A lot went on in that hotel room that night, that much is for sure.”

One can just imagine the Queen’s reaction to this news and the possibility that the world could now see Harry’s Royal Red Snapper in all it’s live-action glory.

Queen lets out a deep sigh hunched over her Royal computer.

Prince Phillip, (to Queen): What’s wrong Darling?

Queen swivels round from her computer desk.

Queen: Shit just got real Phillip. Shit just got real!


Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.


Buy a Game Of Thrones replica Iron Throne for only $30,000. – LA Times

A beginners guide on how to fire a shotgun and more importantly how to treat it with the respect it deserves. – Art Of Manliness.

Due to a spate of cannibal related crimes in the US the Centers For Disease Control is forced to assure everyone a zombie apocalypse isn’t going to happen. – Gamma Squad

The Call Of Duty – Black Ops 2 trailer was screened to nerds on a 140ft televisual wall. – Kotaku

Author Ray Bradbury passed away yesterday at the age of 91. Here’s 20 of his best thoughts on life and death. – Buzzfeed

Rats who were deliberately paralysed in a lab learn to walk again. – BBC News

Scientists are due to determine, this Friday, what the mystery object is which sits on the bottom of the Baltic Sea. – Huffington Post

Did John Travolta have a six year gay relationship with his pilot? – Radar Online