I’ve seen plenty of footballers diving for a penalty and the odd boxer faking a knockout but I’ve never seen a biker pretending to faint during a Grand Prix.
“During the Rio Grande do Sul State Moto Grand Prix, competitor Marlinton dos Reis Teixeira – known by his nickname Kalunga – was unable to make a turn on the rainy track and slipped. He lost precious seconds trying to return to the race and decided to go for a red flag by pretending to faint in the middle of the track. Several racers passed by him and luckily Kalunga was not hit. The MotoRacing Association of Rio Grande do Sul State found out about Kalunga’s apparent faint and banned the rider from the championship.”
A to the S to the S to the HOLE.