Vladimir Putin – Man Of Action.

Russian President, megalomaniac,  narcissistic personality disorder sufferer and bird lover Vladimir Putin took to the skies yesterday in a hand glider.

Presumably following an early morning breakfast of powdered glass washed down with some Great White Shark’s milk the Russian leader travelled to an¬†endangered bird sanctuary in Yamal, Siberia. Where he volunteered to help in a scientific experiment called the ‘Flight Of Hope’, which aims to preserve a rare species of crane. This isn’t the first time Putin has gotten all Hemingway on us, two years ago he shot a whale with an arrow from a crossbow containing a tracking device and before that he plugged a rare tiger with a stun dart before fitting a tracking device to the animal.