Advert For Google Wallet Rapes Seinfeld!

If you haven’t heard of Google Wallet before, then don’t worry because neither have we, but thanks to some marketing man George Constanza from Seinfeld is here to help you understand.

Apparently Google Wallet is a mobile payment system app devised by Google which will allow your mobile phone to hold all your credit cards, loyalty cards, sales promotions coupons, receipts and gift cards. Pretty much everything you usually put into your wallet can now be stored electronically on your phone…except of course for johnny bags.

We think they should drop the name Google Wallet and in honour of every hacker out there who is currently pitching a tent in their tracksuit trousers over the prospect of a device holding so much sensitive information on a mobile phone, re-name this app ‘Come at me Bro!’

Oh! Those Innocent Eyes.

Although you’d probably understand this video better if you spoke Portuguese it’s not really a necessity as Emilio Eduardo da Rocha Deveza’s crazy eyes do all the real talking. Arrested in Brazil for allegedly murdering his own mother, because she had the audacity to use his credit card, Emilio held a press conference where reporters had the chance to question him. The 33 year-old then proceeded to refer to the journalists as ‘clowns’ before shouting at one ‘Die devil, die!’ He then went into a Nicolas Cage spliced with Kramer from Seinfeld mode for a couple of seconds by unleashing his crazy eyes before shouting: ‘You want to film me? Film that!’ and sticks both of his middle fingers up at the camera. You know we don’t like to gamble aboard HMS Friday but we’re betting that this guy is actually innocent.

You lookin' at me?




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