Avast! Red Band Trailer For Sausage Party.

We’ve been waiting on the first trailer to Seth Rogen’s adult animated movie Sausage Party for quite some time. The initial buzz around the R-rated film is highly positive with many early reports indicating that the film is outrageous and debauched. Just how we like it.

The plot of Sausage Party rattles along like so:

The film tells the story of one sausage setting out on a quest to discover the truth about his existence. After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to get back to their aisles before the Fourth of July sale.

Sausage Party is scheduled for general release on August 12th,

 

 

Avast! Red Band Trailer For This Is The End.

Here’s the trailer for what looks like a hilarious prospect. This Is The End is, (in case you haven’t already guessed), an end-of-the-world film with a slight difference as it stars James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Jason Segel, Michael Cera and Jay Burachel as themselves. Struggling to survive through the apocalyptic end which seems to involve aliens.

Afternoon Doubloons – Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

 

Everything you need to know about Windows 8 and how you can get the new OS right now – (Gizmodo)

A Mayan pyramid shooting a beam of light into the heavens above…with photo evidence, of course – (Peta Pixel)

Thirty five greeting cards which chart the aging process for The Simpsons. Anyone else find this sad? – (Reddit)

A complete overview of how the new Facebook timeline will change your Fan Pages – (Inside Facebook)

Leaked snaps of Sim City V look unbeliavably gorgeous – (Piki Geek)

Archaeologists in Jerusalem have been killed by a vampire Jesus – (The Daily Mash)

Comment Snob is a Google Chrome extension that filters out unwanted comments from online comment threads – (Chris Finke)

Your favourite characters from the gritty crime series The Wire in family friendly wind-up toy format – (Dangerous Minds)

Morning Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Long Island bodies may be the work of a serial killer…you think? – (The Independent)

The MET are getting ready to buy water cannons for any future public unrest. V For Vendetta anyone? – (The Guardian)

Hallucinogenic drugs may help people suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and terminal illness – (LA Times)

Two million people have been beaten to death with a giant purple dildo – (Games Radar)

Your laptop’s WiFi may be damaging your chances of having any children – (Mashable)

Varying levels of caffeine in coffee shops may pose a risk to pregnant women – (BBC Scotland)

Siri on the iPhone is anti-abortion – (Buzz Feed)

Seth Rogen criticises the Academy and defends friend James Franco – (Boffo)

George Lucas Is Convinced The World Will End In 2012.

Not content with raping our collective childhood the great silver bearded one is now striking fear into nerds across the globe by stating that he truly believes the world is going to end next year. The famous director, (famous for destroying not one but two cherished film franchises), let it slip to Fozzie Bear funny man Seth Rogen during a recent meeting between the two that he really does buy into all that Mayan hocus pocus.

It seems though that long time friend Steven Spielberg doesn’t share the same belief with Lucas, who was present when the director decided to go all Nostradamusy. Seth recalled:

“George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it.

“He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ‘My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry…’

(via Star Pulse)