Morning Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Cigarette free Obama warns Iran not to fuck him around today – (The Daily Mash)

Want to know what the Hidden Wiki is all about? We did and now we wish we didn’t – (The Telegraph)

A wonderful piss-take vigil for the demise of Kim Kardashian’s marriage – (Buzz Feed)

Woman in coma after being two kids dropped a shopping cart on her from a four storey building – (The Gothamist)

 

Large chested female in a tight shirt in a Toyota Supra travelling at speed. an you guess what happens next?

Coffee could save your brain, ward off cancer and protect you from Parkinson’s Disease – (The Huffington Post)

A father and son duo, who laughed while torturing a man with a kettle, get 14 years – (BBC Scotland)

Pictures of Mangyongdae – The Last Funfair in North Korea – (Kurioistis)

Some heartless bastard shouted:’Where’s Bumblebee now?’ When Shia Lebeouf took a beating – (Film Drunk)

Jub Jub is without doubt the coolest dog on the planet.

Shia LeBeouf Got Skelped!

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Celebrity website TMZ.com has exclusive footage of movie star Shia LeBeouf, (Transformers, Indiania Jones & The Raping Of Your Childhood), recieving a hearty punch to the face by a fat, shirtless hairy man in Vancouver.

No real details are known about the incident but what is clear is the actor and his assailant were booted out of a bar probably for causing a ruckus which then continued in the street. We wonder if alcohol had any part in this altercation? Shia has frequented the bar during his time spent In Vancouver filming his next movie which, would you believe, is entitled The Company You Keep.

Maybe the fat, shirtless, hairy man was a huge Transformers fan and wanted to find out if Bumblebee would come to Shia’s rescue.

(via Slash Film)