Morning Booty. Links In Brief(s)

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

First Muppet movie review is in. Long story short the Muppets are great, they’re human co-stars? Not so much – (Hollywood Reporter)

X Factor judge Gary Barlow was genuinely shocked by the raunchy dance moves during of some of the auditions this year – (MSN)

Some outrageous footage of Egyptian security forces beating protesters in Cairo – (The Atlantic Wire)

Pregnant woman miscarries after she’s pepper sprayed by Seattle police during a peaceful protest – (Buzz Feed)

Little girl axes player in Skyrim as proud parents watch and laugh. Wonder if their joy will continue years from now till the night of their own bloody demise at the hands of their bloodthirsty axe obsessed 18 year-old daughter?

TV show will ‘dare sharks’ to bite divers during a live broadcast. Say no more, we’re there! – (Warming Glow)

Die-hard Twilight fan drives to the cinema on three tyres – (Film Drunk)

The Information Super Highway is an Internet graveyard for relic websites still active since their launch back in the 90s – (Information Super Highway)

A fascinating article on the deadliest gangs of El Salvador – (Environmental Graffiti)

Javelin missle missfire in Afghanistan. MW3 can’t do this.

Afternoon Dubloons – Links In Brief(s).

Stuff which what we found interestin'.

Apple threaten to sue a small German cafe whose logo happens to feature an apple – (Gawker)

Blunt cards – They’re cards which are about as subtle as a breeze block to the face! – (Website)

Divers find a 38 year-old plane wreck off the coast of Portugal – (Telegraph)

In the most non-surprising news of the decade Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy for $1M – (The Superficial)

A trailer for Frankie Boyle’s very first graphic novel comic.

10 mythical creatures you don’t know about but should be very afraid of – (Flavorwire)

Retired heart surgeon saves policeman’s life after his throat is cut in public – (Mail Online)

An anonymous donor has put up a £1,000 reward to catch the f@cker who shot a swan in the head with an air rifle 14 times – (BBC Scotland)

The Kid from Jerry Maguire turned 21. WTF have we been doing with ourselves? – (Film Drunk)

Juggling two Rubik’s Cubes in one hand and solving a third with his other.

A Compilation Vid Of Women Failing

http://www.viddler.com/simple/2dfe5f32/

We aren’t going to lie to you there are a few in this video which will make you cringe with sympathy pains. You know that chivalry is dead and buried when men laugh at the misfortune of their girlfriends and wives, rather than to enquire: ‘Are you okay?’ Though to be fair what were these women thinking about?

*(probably shoes and shopping)*