Avast! Trailer For Mission In-Frickin-Sanity.

Go! Go! Go! Here’s the trailer for the fifth installment of The Fast and The Furious franchise creatively entitled Fast Five. Fans will be pleased to know that Vin Diesel and Paul Walker continue¬† their homoerotic bromance for each other but this time they’re off to the slums of Rio, where no doubt vacuum sealed t-shirts will be soaked through with sweat as they’re pursued by none other than The Rock himself. Actually the prospect of both Diesel and Johnson sharing screen time together could lead to a rip in the space time continuum due to the overload of testosterone and facial grimacing. This shit just got real!

I'll think you'll find my shirt is the tightest.

‘Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket.’

With a full day of swabbing down the decks here at HMS Friday some of the crew retired early last night for a showing of Silence Of The Lambs. Revisiting a classic film usually throws up some things you may have missed or forgotten about through the passages of time. The one main thing we hadn’t realised was that actor Ted Levine who played serial killer Jame Gumb aka Buffalo Bill in the movie and delivered the immortal line: “put the fucking lotion in the basket”, is the same guy who played Sergeant Tanner in The Fast And The Furious, (shush your mouth), and the ill fated Bosko in Heat. As a tribute to Levine and his excellent portrayal of a transsexual psychopath with an extreme hatred of women, here are two tribute fan videos featuring that infamous scene and line of dialogue remixed and re-imagined for comedic effect. Warning: NSFW language.



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