Lost Actor Weds 16 Year-Old.

She's how old?

He played Horace Goodspeed in the sci-fi series Lost, and has also appeared in The Green Mile and The X Files and now actor Doug Hutchison is appearing all over the Internet because the 51 year-old went and got himself hitched to a 16 year-old.

Courtney Stodden is apparently a pop singer, (we use the word ‘apparantly’ for reasons which will become rapidly obvious when we watch her music video below), who wed the actor in Las Vegas this week and although the happy couple intend to share the rest of their lives with each other they are aware of the controversy surrounding their marriage. The couple released the following statement:

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

Like most of you out there we find this story completely shocking and we are outraged…that anyone in their right mind would believe that Courtney Stodden is 16 years-old, she doesn’t look a day past 35.

Weird Lights Over El Paso

Following on from our last post, (see below), concerning strange lights over international airports in China, this latest footage of what appears to be a cluster of UFOs shot in El Paso and Manhattan is…well…just plain weird.

As you can see in both the footage in Texas and New York the lights do have similar patterns and have appeared in the sky at night and during the day. Aviation authorities are feeding out an extremely tepid explanation involving airshow pilots. Really?

But the most important aspect of this report is that news media stations still insist on using either the theme from The X Files or Unsolved Mysteries when reporting on stories of this nature, coupled with a cheesy ‘little green men’ joke in conclusion. Waken up! Get your bath tub filled now! They’re a coming.