Afternoon Dubloons.

Boyfriend watches girlfriend’s murder on webcam in Canada (Daily Mail)

McDonalds National Hiring Day descends into total carnage (I Heart Chaos)

It wasn’t cocaine, it was white chocolate Vanessa Hudgens was licking…claims her agent (WWTDD)

The now officially approved Weird Al Yankovic cover of Lady Gaga’s Born This Wahey!

Vin Diesel claims that XXX3 is a go. (Film Drunk)

Dr Who star Elizabeth Sladen has passed away at 63 (BBC News)

Top ten Star Wars toys that Hasbro hasn’t remade (Topless Robot)

What every self respecting follower of fashion needs; wellies with a heel (She Wears Red Feathers)

 

 

Avast! Sucker Punch Trailer

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits! The trailer above for Zack Snyder’s latest film Sucker Punch, (he of 300 and Watchmen fame), should come with a health warning as it’s covered in so much delicious awesome sauce. The basic plot revolves around a young girl who is forced into a mental institution where she and four friends attempt to escape…through their imagination. That last part, about freeing your mind to truly escape, may be a bit of a sticking point but when your lead characters look like Halloween cos-play hotties and you have a huge-normous dragon and zombie Kaiser soldiers in your film who really gives a shit about a plot?

If you want to know more about Sucker Punch then chart a course for the film’s main website HERE.