British Birdman Invades US Open Trophy Presentation.

Golf is one of those sports that reeks of elitism and¬†ostentatiousness, so imagine my delight when this nutcase managed to sneak past security to invade Webb Simpson’s winning interview, dressed in a Union Jack tea cosy.

According to Simpson one of the greatest crimes imaginable is interrupting a winning golfer with bird sounds, a crime so heinous that immediate imprisonment is the only suitable punishment.